Neil Osborne

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[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@yourcroydon No qualifications needed for working in your comms team? I would have thought that being able to write correctly would have been one of them. I resent my council tax paying the wages of the idiot who wrote this, and any idiots who reviewed it. Centres not centre's.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Farage, with a very different accent, explaining how to exploit and profit from the very same system that he claimed to rail against.

Including using one’s wife to account for financial irregularities.

Well, it apparently works when trying to explain away house purchases, eh?

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@waitrose Most of the registration is on the picture. It's WM75GV? The picture was taken in Norfolk Avenue, South Croydon, CR2. I live just round the corner.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@waitrose Are you ok with your drivers parking on pavements? For context it's a quiet residential street with two other cars parked along it's entire length. #Waitress #pavementparking

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

America - WTAF?

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

President Trump has posted this picture on social media of himself as Christ healing the sick. I’ve long given up saying how hard it is to think of any previous US president who behaved like Donald Trump, but comparing himself to Jesus puts him on another level altogether.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@IcelandFoods Parking on zig zag lines is illegal. I am surprised that you let your drivers break the law. #shitparking #yplac

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Look at this astronaut's face during reentry, knowing the capsule exterior is at 5,000°F.

The physics of why he's alive are wild.

The air in front of the capsule compresses so violently at Mach 25 that it turns into plasma. 5,000°F on the surface. Half the temperature of the sun. The heat shield absorbs that energy by literally burning itself away, layer by layer, carrying the heat with it as gas.

One inch of material is the entire margin. On the outside of that inch: 5,000°F. On the inside: 75°F. Room temperature. The thermal gradient across that single inch is the steepest temperature drop humans have ever engineered.

The orange glow in the window is ionized nitrogen and oxygen. That plasma is why comms go black for six minutes during reentry. Ground control can't reach the crew. The astronauts are alone inside a fireball, falling at 25,000 mph, watching the laws of thermodynamics keep them alive through a 1-inch wall.

Artemis II did exactly this last night. Four astronauts hit Earth's atmosphere at 24,664 mph, rode a 4,900°F plasma sheath for six minutes of radio silence, and splashed down a mile from target.

The heat shield is now being inspected for cracks. They found over 100 on the last unmanned test.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Nigel Farage and Robert Jenrick meet the winners of Reform UK's competition to have your energy paid for the whole year

Right: Here are the two winners with Nigel Farage at a Brexit Party rally in Fylde on the 4th May 2019

Credits to @linfitlass @donmcgowan for putting this together

[Speedbird Julie ✈️🍾🥂❤️⛸️ @JSS779]

My showbiz contact has been sharing the hot gossip with me this morning!
#Julieknows 😉

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@OnDisasters I loved the Air Race. Got to see it a few times and even got a flight in a two seater through one of the gates!

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@FedExEurope Hi FedEx. The tracking for my package says it wasn't delivered yesterday because "Customer not available or business closed". This is a lie. No delivery attempt was made (I was home and I have cameras). Why lie? Why not just say "CBA"?

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

I hope that they are only helping those who were travelling reather than those who are there for tax avoidance purposes. https://t.co/NJ6UiNMq7f

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@BGatesIsaPyscho It would have been very childish to register the domain https://t.co/VGuNTQKCfR . Now I just have to decide what to do with it.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@MichaelTakeMP It would be VERY childish for me to register the domain name https://t.co/VGuNTQKCfR today.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@kuntandthegang Amazingly, nobody had registered the domain name https://t.co/VGuNTQKCfR . It seemed like a good day to register it...

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@RoworthJack Maybe not joining in the first place would have been a better look.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@NickAhad My, what a cunt. Let’s hope he tries that with the wrong person some day, and gets twatted.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@neildillingham So far, mine have carried on working - I just can't change the routines. Shocking decision by Belkin.

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

A few years ago I was looking for some smart plugs. I decided to go with Wemo as they're made by Belkin. Not the cheapest, but you can trust Belkin, right? Yesterday Belkin turned the service off. I now have several bits of e-waste to dispose of.
#Belkin #Wemo

[Neil Osborne @NeilOsborne]

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Of course he realised.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Have you tried not being a cunt? That can sometimes help.