Hindulicious

Actor, writer and comedian living in Santa Monica, CA. B.S. Physics Santa Clara University.

[Luka Dončić @lukadoncic]

It’s a sad day for basketball with the passing of Don Nelson.

I have so much respect for him and everything he did for the game, especially the way he believed in international players. I’m grateful for the time I spent with him.

Thinking of the entire Nelson family today. I loved getting to know you, Coach.

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@RotoGut Assuming you took Macklin - we're gonna have so much more fun pulling for the Sharks this season!

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@LegionHoops @BrettSiegelNBA Should have a "Lurk City" special edition jersey this season

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@30Betterrrrr Precisely where I've landed. Harry Kane part two for me. Rather see him thrive

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@ClaymoreKwaram1 @SonOfNumenor313 So rough watching Kerr let him play hero ball when he clearly didn't have it at the end of dubs time. Can't be Klay without that mindset but he was done

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@RotoGut Biting that tongue! Such a great scene!

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@curefans Inbetween Days. But really anything but wonderwall for the love of god

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. Just wow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Truly one of one.

Thank you, Pat. Wishing you all the best in Phoenix.

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@BalloraOne Absolute banger!

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@kylekuzma Yeah but fuck KD to the Warriors! You won!

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Didn't even look at the goal once before shooting 🔥

Pure instinct from Kane! ❤️

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@AnthonyDabbundo Same for me...Bale to Harry To Sonny to yikes

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@MikeHotDogMayor @TheRealMegJon Bartend right down there, can confirm. Whole vibe feels corporate-mandated fun. '94 blows this out of the water, and don't even get me started on pricing.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Can’t wait to lead our team out at another World Cup! Excited to get on the pitch tomorrow with the boys! I know we’ll have incredible support out here and at home! We will give everything we’ve got! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@TrackingAFraud @Mattplayerprops Twat city. Everyone so positive even while this dude tanked. Just so arrogant and delusional. Found peace in his one lucky day.

[Bobby Witt Jr. @JJCO44]

I and a lot of people have been very patient with @Mattplayerprops but not right now, he has been in an insane run of -80u approximately through 1 month and a half. Shit is clearly getting out of control timing people who want answers, not hiding in a discord like nobody gonna

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@pogibearxx @nikebasketball @NBA It'd probably be "Vuc"

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Conan O'Brien used his Harvard University commencement speech to argue that humility and the human connection matter far more than any diploma.

"I always recognize the enormous role of luck in my life. Refusing to see how luck has played a role in anyone's success is simply ignorant. Many people are happy to mistake a lucky poker hand for their own brilliance, and fighting that human instinct has kept me sane.

"I honestly believe that community, spontaneity, and a real commitment to humility has helped me build a rich life that means much more to me than any diploma. And believe me, I'm not saying the goal is to renounce accomplishments, but rather to metabolize them. If you carry your victories lightly, other qualities –- kindness, originality, courage, humor, and humanity –- have room to emerge.

"Maybe the greatest lessons I've learned along these lines have been through my 24 travel shows. I have degraded myself in Cuba, Ghana, Korea, Armenia, half of Europe, Argentina, Thailand, Mexico, and Greenland, where I visited a real estate office and tried to buy the country. When I travel to another land, every quality I have discussed -- community, adaptation, and a sincerely humble approach -- are all necessary. When you don't speak the language, no one truly cares where you went to college, and you have no choice but to make friends.

"It's on these travels that I learned a great lesson: let yourself be bad at things. I have been a bad dancer in every country I have visited. But the people laugh because it turns out everyone everywhere is related to at least one terrible dancer. For me, humility on these trips can easily lead to humiliation, which is also a useful tool.

"Three weeks ago, I visited Amsterdam, dressed up as Van Gogh, and forced my way into the Van Gogh Museum, where I started loudly demanding a cut of the merchandising because I made no money during my lifetime. Guards forcibly ejected me. I was roundly mocked by patrons for my pathetic display. But I did see a lot of smiles. And not one person said, now that's a Harvard grad.

"In Tokyo, I met with a teacher of Japanese etiquette who volunteered I wasn't her type. And when I asked her why, she just said, 'face.' In Ghana, after accepting a royal invitation, I was kicked out of the Ashanti Palace by the Queen Mother, because her favorite soap opera was starting.

"I understand that I am preaching modesty and connection at a time when this is not in style. We are living through a period of extreme narcissism. Our current leadership in Washington believes that empathy is a weakness and that our nation stands supreme and alone. Add to that, everyone here today has a phone in their pocket that is algorithmically programmed to celebrate you and you alone by making you the protein-maxing hero of your own special journey.

"Much has been written about how isolated and siloed we've become, but for me, the antidote is quite simple. By de-emphasizing what makes us special — in your case, a prized degree — we can really find one another, not as an exercise in virtue, but as a path towards greater laughter, love, and real growth."

[Hindulicious @NeilVachani]

@jbecher First win!