Neil Bragg

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

NEVER underestimate the therapeutic power of long drives and loud music.

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

He’s been our favorite thing since the first time we saw him. Three years later and that’s never been more true. Happy third birthday, we love you Killian! @ Hampton Beach, New Hampshire https://t.co/LmWBurECg4

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

You’ve brought me so much love in the past four years. Here’s to four happy, healthy more. I love you so much. 💕 @jennnnamakela https://t.co/JzKzVsn4gk

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

Just entered this Dance Gavin Dance contest! Enter here: https://t.co/dXKgAe71xX

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

😍🥰 https://t.co/TDOVYMNbrX

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

@_tylerdurden666 10/10 would bang

[v @BLUESPIRlT]

marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever made

anonymous, the amish, the witches: hold our signs

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Bernie dropped out. Now if only Trump and Biden would drop out.

[Danielle Baskin @djbaskin]

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

https://t.co/tgsQfH1ZIZ

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This. Is. The. Funniest. Fucking. Thing. I’ve. Seen. In. One. Fucking. Decade.

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

I haven’t Twittered in so long. Is this thing on?

[Neil Bragg @Neil_Bragg]

@_tylerdurden666 oof

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

In the “it could always be worse department” -
Astronomers discover scorching hot planet where it rains molten iron. https://t.co/BaUYZOQ3We

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The Democratic presidential debate being followed by 60 Minutes means the average age of the men I watched on TV tonight is 108.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”

[. @666ush]

omfg i HATE when kids scream in public... u have no real problems. it should be me screaming. ME

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you’re offended by jokes I can’t imagine how hard it is for you to cope with facts

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey guys. “James Bond” is not a woman so relax. James Bond is James Bond. They made 007 a woman and also? Who gives a fuckin shit? The whole thing is made up. There’s no real James Bond. You can’t get mad at someone changing something that never existed in the first place, DORKS.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Fuck cabbage.

[Jack Quaid @JackQuaid92]

I’m aware I look like Rainn Wilson / Bill Hader / Michael Shannon / Joshua Jackson / Adam Brody / Chris Colfer / Joel McHale. They are all my dads. Goodnight.