Neil Dalgleish

I write Rude rock songs🎸

[Neil Dalgleish @Neild33]

@offtheballbbc 'The Thief of Bad Gags' is what Bob Monkhouse, with self deprecation, called the bloke who famously stole his career spanning book full of his jokes.

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@offtheballbbc No voodoo as blues score two breaking world cup hoodoo.

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@offtheballbbc You should play the reply song 'Oh Neil ' by Carol King.

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@MANCHESTERMUS10 Boring post punk shite.

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@offtheballbbc What year did Stuart Cosgrove leave University........after a long and illustrious career as a lecturer. Sorry @Detroit67Book

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@offtheballbbc @McKallaster Greek tragedy turn to farce, as John Mcginn scores with his world class arse.

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@offtheballbbc Like listening to paint dry

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@offtheballbbc Just a word of warning for Tam's Youtube moment. If you type in 'Naked Video, Sheena Easton' into a search engine, you do not get a comedy sketch.

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@DairiesMcqueens No delivery today in East Kilbride. Was it the whole area or just us?

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@offtheballbbc The manager Sam Allergy

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@offtheballbbc Hay fever XI : Antti (histamine) Niemi

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@offtheballbbc The new Snow White film bombed at the box office because of the introduction of what new characters

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@offtheballbbc Who left behind a pair of soiled George Cross scants in the dressing room after the England Senegal game.

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@offtheballbbc What width does Tam take in a shoe

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@offtheballbbc What surprising and impressive gift did Kate Middleton leave after she had formally opened the new sperm bank?

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@offtheballbbc What temperature are the sausage rolls in Greggs when the woman say's 'There's just a bit of heat in them. Is that OK?'

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@offtheballbbc What do Only Fans girls think counts as a weeks work?

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@offtheballbbc What is Barry Ferguson's favourite George Orwell novel?

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@offtheballbbc Put Billy Connelly's statue outside Pastor Jack Glass's house.