Danielle Center

I love carrots.

[Lisa Fleisher @lisafleisher]

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

"Aunt Danielle, do you rock 'n' roll?"

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@johnblase "Too bad"????
Somewhere, a younger brother had a good laugh over that one!

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@ronanns7 My youngest brother received his first holy communion at the hands of my second-youngest brother, who finagled some sort of slight-of-hand to ensure that his best friend could be included in the Eucharistic Feast. Little (Catholic) rascals.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

😂😂😂

[rach @rsgytweets]

The first correct answer I’ve received

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@AndrewMFanco Eat local amirite

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@LibbyMari @FrHarrison Girl you are GROWING THE LITERAL FUTURE.

INSIDE OF YOU.

IN.SIDE. OF. YOU.

FWIW, pregnancy is insanely amazing. You have every right to grab moments of rest while you can. Do you think I know how to grow an eyeball? I do not. And neither do priests. It's all you, Queen.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

Maybe Coronavirus '20 will put an end to those kind of chapsticks where ya gotta stick your finger inside to get the stuff from dispenser to finger to mouth.

I have always found those questionable.

It's time to move forward.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@AndrewMFanco Word

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@thesayyrogg Been here.
You
Did
A
Brave
Thing,
Lady.

Your future self/ relationships/ marriage thanks you. 💙💙💙💙

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@poyntilism I feel this.
When I was little and Susan liked stockings and lipstick I was APPALLED.
But reread the series when I was older like, "These are...normal and natural behaviors, tho? Maybe she liked lipstick AND ALSO memories; one can manage both..."

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@TraddyGirl62 Oh geez.
What happened?
My sister Christine once got in a tussle with him online accidentally.
And Queen don't back down.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

Swimsuits are so dumb and patriarchal.
Well, the ones for women are.

The ones for men...make sense.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Girls don’t want to look like swimsuit models, they want to emerge from the sea covered in kelp and brine, pulsing with powerful enchantments, uttering a loud keening wail that breaks glass but is like a deadly song of seduction to a young man.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@FrStevePullis Made some watermelon lemonade in your #jar

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@AndrewMFanco @KatiePrejean OMG I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

Dis piglet

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@theghissilent As a kiddo, I thought "Fruit of your womb" and "Fruit of the loom" were somehow related, theologically.

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@juliaEkay LOOK

[Danielle Center @NellskaC]

@Tomasiofu Same.
Y'all have a great Easter, though!!