Nelson Windebank

Doin' me since 1989....

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Even at 26 years old, I still touch the stove to see if it's hot. (Metaphorically)

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One of those days that I'll need to hit the gym again. #meatheadtweet

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"Don't be annoying because it's a big turn off" -Jordan Light

Deep knowledge on a Sunday.

[Nelson Windebank @NellyBodacious]

That defeated feeling when you knock down a DVD tower....

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Get your coffee game correct. Iced Americano with an extra shot of espresso. #wakeup

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Most popular snapchat for today. Happy Easter with a kissy face.

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Get ready for November babies. Stay safe everyone. #ValentinesDay

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I just want to make it rain one time. #BucketList

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"Guys, you haven't seen a Super Bowl trophy before?" -Tom Brady

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The way Julian Edelman is abusing Tharold Simon tonight, Sarah Mclachlan will do a PSA for him.

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Wearing old Super Bowl rings as cuff links. #BallerStatus

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BREAKING: Patriots award Seahawks offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell with the game ball

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Why would you not hand the ball off to Marshall Lynch?

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What's with all of the depressing super bowl commercials? I want funny. #superbowl2015 #SuperBowlCommercials

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For those of you bumpin' truffle butter, look that up on urbandictionary haha.

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Seeing people swiping right and left in public. Haha.

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@Uno_Me_ then you were racking my weight for me.

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If for some reason you can walk normal after a leg day, turn around and go back into the gym.