CNelly

idgaf I’m just here🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[lebron charts @synkvisions]

Opening twitter in any public space

[Lys 🤎💫 @lyssah_a]

the doctor gone yell “Kobe” 🗣️ when he throws your toes in the trash.

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anybody"

Me all day:

[Bunny Minaj 🦄 @naa_bruh]

I would be swallowing these back like a pelican 😭😭😭

[lily.x @moonmilkmuse]

What they like that I can afford.

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Me after pretending I don’t know the drama so I can get tea from both sides

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

now why would they start recording the city like that LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I couldn’t be a DJ because I’d only play songs that I like. Dance if yall want idc 😂

[𐌔†ac𐌊z @_STACKZINC]

my playlist bipolar asf. we either in love, gangmembers or depressed

[💋 @i_amsemaj]

i’m such a giggly girl something is always funny to me 😂😂

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[Octavio @octaviodigimon]

Sometimes i think i could really replace my phone with a brick and go off-line but then i see shit like this and i just cant quit it’s too funny

[lil jay @thedollherself1]

Soon as you get a back bone now you just the worst bitch on the planet

[30MinuteMinistries ✞ @30MinMinistries]

When you realize everything is so expensive & still God has never let your family go hungry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it
The rest of the apps:

[CNelly @Nelly_0219]

@ItalianFiesta Crazyyy….

[CNelly @Nelly_0219]

@mercuryscorpioo Ladies how about we have a baby whenever we want to ..our body our choice remember🙃

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Because it do be that funny 😂