Ray Nengomasha

[MaZwangendaba @mamakaCleo]

Iye Samanyanga wacho refused to be buried at the Heroes acre because he knew the type of people was dealing with.!
He must be turning in his grave🚮

[Dtel (Dolphin Telecoms) @Wearedtel]

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[The Bauer🇿🇼 @GeneralBauer3]

Guillotine!

[TEDIOUS MUSINACHIREVO @VMusinachirevo]

You are not in marriage and you have never been in one so where is the obsession to tell those in marriage what to do is coming from?

Nxaa tsek

[@obeyshava1 @obeyshava1]

Congratulations Chivhayo. They’re firmly in your pocket now. To undo all this, we will need a national day of deliverance for everyone who received these “ demon coated” gifts. Vanoda kurutsiswa.

[🅽🆈🅰🆂🅷🅰 @NNyashaYessur]

Why didn't you tell us that Selmor is Wicknell's sister?.

Haaa mari yakawoma, Selmor kutopenga kuti siyayi Wikinero he is my brother
@SelmorMtukudzi

[uNdaba_eNkulu Official @iNdaba_]

Zimbabwe will take 50 years to fix 😂😂😂

[Dziles @Pridah_]

Mugabe’s son x Museveni’s daughter,…..they’re about to procreate the biggest dictator this continent has ever seen 🙌🏼😭

[TEDIOUS MUSINACHIREVO @VMusinachirevo]

I now understand why we see people with erect organs in mortuaries, vanenge vafa vaine huturu

[Apostle Innocent Maruza♥️ @innocentmaruza7]

So Makandiwa endorsed corruption?

Then my brothers and sisters are going there on Sunday,asking for a miracle money, cars and houses,unbelievable 😢 😭

[Freeman @freemanchari]

Kare kwaiva nane. With my homie Fatso 25yrs ago. We were in the same class at Mpandawana (where I lasted 17 days). We went together to Mutare Boys, Serima and then UZ. On this day I know we ended up somewhere in Belvedere, that was right after the introduction of the $500 note.

[MaZwangendaba @mamakaCleo]

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[Abednico Siazyaba Mwembe @siazyaba]

Why are they not doing all that in Harare. 😙.Zanu pf owned GeoPomona is overwhelmed by trash in Harare alone. It has no capacity to clean BYO. Let other players come in .

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

Kuzvisimudzira mhepo | South African social media detectives have been investigating the background of a Zimbabwean man identified as Lawrence Chamurwa, also known as Lawrence Madzinganyama, following a video of him confronting a group of women at a restaurant in Sandton.

The incident happened at Vlamo Restaurant, after the women reportedly rejected his romantic advances. He is accused of following the women towards the restaurant’s bathroom area and confronting them.

Following the incident, details about his business dealings, including alleged tender contracts worth millions of rand, as well as questions about his citizenship status in South Africa, have been circulating on social media.

Some people are now calling on the South African government to investigate his citizenship status and have even called for it to be revoked.

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

#dandarostreets A man recalled how, while passing through “pa touchline” on his way home after watching soccer at a club, he spotted his girlfriend among the sex workers.

He said she gave him US$1 to buy bread the following morning, along with some meat.

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[Zimbabwean-Xhosa 🇿🇼 🇲🇿 @SandileMakeba]

It is an absolute shame. This visual display perfectly captures how the system physically diminishes itself to deify a single man. A whole Minister folding his legs into a submissive crouch, using two hands to clutch one, and faking an over-eager smile just to impress the boss.

If this is the level of absolute surrender and extreme bootlicking we see in broad daylight on a public tarmac, what on earth happens behind closed doors? Can these ministers ever find the backbone to question disastrous policies, or do they completely surrender their integrity to please one man?

The Second Republic operates as if Zimbabwe would close down without Mnangagwa. A president who surrounds himself entirely with sycophants who dare not speak truth to power is a danger to the republic.

[Peter Ndoro @peterndoro]

There is something deeply wrong when an economy leaves millions of people with little choice but to hustle in the informal sector just to survive — and then the state arrests them for trying to make a living. These are not criminals. They are people trying to put food on the table. #Zimbabwe must do better. | Isn’t this how the #ArabSpring started in Tunisia

[TEDIOUS MUSINACHIREVO @VMusinachirevo]

It's cold out there, Saviour Kasukuwere could be scratching his scrotum right now.

[Ray Nengomasha @NengomashaRay]

@MurapaG She seems unsettled,like she is being abused

[Nehemiah Madziva @MadzivaNehemiah]

Ko vanhu vatizei musadaro mwenemutapa😂😂😂