Neo Bearded

businessman,meme don

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

Cheki bro unaona apo kwa "People you may know" kuna mmoja anakugongea 😅😅😅

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

@MikeSonko I'd double 250k in 6 months by selling second hand clothes...that is by broking mitumba clothes and shoes ...more preferably buying the first moving items in the market and selling them either same market,country wide or even other African countries

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

Akikublue tick jua uko verified😀

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

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[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

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[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

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[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

Ukinipigia sai Anza na Congratulations @ManUtd otherwise utajiongelesha #FutureisRed #GGMU

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

When it comes to chosing a wife & the mother of your kids, cabron you need to get all your standards right. For a man wins nothing better than a good wife & gain nothing deadlier than a bad ass pilipili HoeHoe. As a man, for you to be genuinely happy, you need a big screen, a nice car & a good wife. Let no one convince you otherwise about marrying, marriage is a beaurifuul thing ayaam telling you if you have the 3 things I've mentioned. By all means, find yourself a good, kind, intelligent woman & marry her, you'll become happy. Ole wako if you bag a lose canoe, you'll become a philosopher come pilot in the Aluta kibriit Aviations. A good wife is the one who has a clean body, respects her body & doesn't have scars installed inform of beauty. A good wife will serve you hot hot food, love you like a mother in the morning, takes good care of you throughout the day like a sister, then please you at night like a prostitute.
NB: SEX HIT DIFFERENTLY WHEN YOUR WIFE HAS A MASTER'S DEGREE. This message is brought to you by the grandson of Mugusi Rumadede, who was greeted in public by an angry mob after failing to pay for value addition services at Msodoo Spa & brothels near chandumba vihiga county.

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

@Henry_Ndaga 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Oooh,, Kitale My Home!!!

On a normal flight like JKIA to Mombasa,reception is always welcoming when you board a plane. Unapata Madem wawili warembo, mapaja inameta meta inaka blueband wame simama kwa mlango. Everything about this hostesses is A1 na wote matiti zimepoint kinungi.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Uzuri ya kukuwa na gari ni eti unaeza amua kudrive from Nakuru tu Nairobi ukiwa ndese. By the time unafika kinoo bolingo na ngafegi zimepigwa na upepo vizuri unaskia nikama umetoka sex therapy. Karao aki kusimamisha unamwambia "afande, mko hapa na wanaume wanatupora hapo nyuma".

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kambas are naturally born snitches. During covid tushai tolewa mbio tukitoka local na kioko nikaingia kwa caravat kujificha kioko akaingia kwa kibanda. Bahati mbaya Kioko bibi akampigia simu akiwa hiding na ringtone ilikua fundamentoos kwa katululu akanaswa, nilikua nimekaza kicheko buana juu alianza kulia ata kabla akule vibare. To my disbelief, this clown walks up to my hidden gem like "tokea tu mbloo washa tuona" Like wtf dude,,, tulifinywa sehemu simamizi iyo siku nani, I've never had a consistent erection since. Our democracy is at risk so is our private parts. The decision was not made, it's just circumstances; Ruto must Go!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Inafikanga mahali insecurity inakua overwhelming kwa marriages. Unaeza pigiwa simu na your female colleague, ukiwa in the middle of the conversation unaskia gaidi ametoka jikoni kama ameshout "Baba Liam, nipike ugali kubwa ama uko sawa leo" just to send red flags on the other side. Ayaam telling you my sister, for femicide to completely end in Kenya, Esther Passaris & William Ruto must vacate office. #EndFemicideKE

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

Eleloi Eloi😂😂😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You see these women who have short hair & wear glasses. they are very dangerous oooh, they're the type of women that don't forgive in a relationship. Baba Liam was forced to study economics so that he could meet his wives demands since she was a high end baddie from Kamulu. Their marriage was all fine until one day Baba Liam was caught pants down teaching his house help Yoga.
Even after his wife caught him red-handed, baba Liam couldn't fathom how mama liam decided to let it slide & didn't even bother to chase their maid away. Infact she even invited their pastor one evening for dinner so that they could talk about the infidelity & after the therapy session she said she had forgiven the culprits whom she was cohabiting with. What Baba Liam didn't know is that, women will forgive you & forget but she will still keep reminding you that she forgave you and forgot.
Kwanza these women with big foreheads, they don't forget so easily. They will remind you the things you did on the 21st of July 2008 20:05 P.m That external hard drive on their heads is working overtime. This was the case of Baba Liam, our boy didn't live in peace after the incident, his home became Gaza, kila siku bibi alikua anarusha makombora tu "Wee mzee, ambia huyo mkee mwenza atatuuwa na chumbi". Baba Liam knew that one day, things will boil yani mambo itachemuka. So for peace to reign in his home & to avoid murder, he decided to rent an apartment for the mboch since their relationship had grown to an entanglement.
Also, habari za kuaminika zilikua zinasema nikama the Domestics Managing Director was expectant. Since Baba Liam had only sired girls with mama liam, this was an opportunity for him to try his luck for a male child with the mboch. Unajua kama mwanaume, ni muhimu kukuwa na ndume kwa boma ndio ata majirani wakuheshimu. The entanglement didn't sit well with mama liam so she had to file for a divorce. Lucky for her she got full custody of the kids & half of baba Liam's wealth. She parked all her belongings & left her matrimonial home to God knows where.
Baba Liam had now domesticated the indigenous baddie from shivalavandu & promoted her to the goat wife. Weeks later, the pregnancy that he thought was there wasn't showing signs of growing. He had to ask the new wife if indeed she was pregnant, the maid told him that her monthly periods are very much present unlike Ruto's emotional intelligence.
Day's turned into weeks, weeks turned into months & there were no signs of the newly crowned goat wife getting pregnant. There's no style that Baba Liam didn't try during horizontal engineering, even the one for kamethía ngoko, lakini wapi, our guy was shooting blanks. Knowing very well that he had 3 kids already with mama Liam, he knew the problem was actually not him but the new wife. So he booked an appointment with his doctor & test were done to his new wife. Surprisingly, the indigenous baddie from shivalavandu was very much fertile than mwea tebera irrigation scheme.
They had to run another test to check if Baba Liam's nuts had passed the KEBS quality of standard. Eloi Eloi, hii ni serkali gani, Ruto ni binadamu kweli!!! Baba Liam was pronounced impotent all the time & all the time time Baba Liam was infertile & that is his nature waaooz!!! Ama kweli mwenda zake hakuweza kustaimili kilicho mtokea, iwejee mama Liam kamchezea Sheree kwa zaidi ya miaka kumi. Mzee alilea na kusomesha mbegu za wapita njia,, daah!! Huu ni mdinyo Upi! yani kwa kimombo, What the Fuuuck!!!
Kwa mshtuko wa moyo, Baba Liam aliaga dunia nyumbani kwake usiku huwo akiwa amelala kando ya mkewe. Mshukiwa mkuu katika kifo hiki si mwingine bali ni mke wa nyumba ndogo, iwejee baba Liam kafariki kwa mikono yake ilhali ameishi na Mama Liam zaidi ya miaka kumi bila tashwishi yoyote. Baba Liam akipelekwa mochuuarii, mshukiwa mkuu naye aki pelekwa kodiaga prison, huku mama Liam akirudi nyumbani kwake kuridhi ile mali nusu iliyosalia; basi naona hadithi yetu "Ruto Must Go' ni mwisho mwisho,, Akobishiii ni wako man selector, top ranking story teller, Ranking George Diano.... "Ruto Must Go" mwishooo mwishoooo.🎤🎚️.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You see these women who have short hair & wear glasses. they are very dangerous oooh, they're the type of women that don't forgive in a relationship. Baba Liam was forced to study economics so that he could meet his wives demands since she was a high end baddie from Kamulu. Their marriage was all fine until one day Baba Liam was caught pants down teaching his house help Yoga.
Even after his wife caught him red-handed, baba Liam couldn't fathom how mama liam decided to let it slide & didn't even bother to chase their maid away. Infact she even invited their pastor one evening for dinner so that they could talk about the infidelity & after the therapy session she said she had forgiven the culprits whom she was cohabiting with. What Baba Liam didn't know is that, women will forgive you & forget but she will still keep reminding you that she forgave you and forgot.
Kwanza these women with big foreheads, they don't forget so easily. They will remind you the things you did on the 21st of July 2008 20:05 P.m That external hard drive on their heads is working overtime. This was the case of Baba Liam, our boy didn't live in peace after the incident, his home became Gaza, kila siku bibi alikua anarusha makombora tu "Wee mzee, ambia huyo mkee mwenza atatuuwa na chumbi". Baba Liam knew that one day, things will boil yani mambo itachemuka. So for peace to reign in his home & to avoid murder, he decided to rent an apartment for the mboch since their relationship had grown to an entanglement.
Also, habari za kuaminika zilikua zinasema nikama the Domestics Managing Director was expectant. Since Baba Liam had only sired girls with mama liam, this was an opportunity for him to try his luck for a male child with the mboch. Unajua kama mwanaume, ni muhimu kukuwa na ndume kwa boma ndio ata majirani wakuheshimu. The entanglement didn't sit well with mama liam so she had to file for a divorce. Lucky for her she got full custody of the kids & half of baba Liam's wealth. She parked all her belongings & left her matrimonial home to God knows where.
Baba Liam had now domesticated the indigenous baddie from shivalavandu & promoted her to the goat wife. Weeks later, the pregnancy that he thought was there wasn't showing signs of growing. He had to ask the new wife if indeed she was pregnant, the maid told him that her monthly periods are very much present unlike Ruto's emotional intelligence.
Day's turned into weeks, weeks turned into months & there were no signs of the newly crowned goat wife getting pregnant. There's no style that Baba Liam didn't try during horizontal engineering, even the one for kamethía ngoko, lakini wapi, our guy was shooting blanks. Knowing very well that he had 3 kids already with mama Liam, he knew the problem was actually not him but the new wife. So he booked an appointment with his doctor & test were done to his new wife. Surprisingly, the indigenous baddie from shivalavandu was very much fertile than mwea tebera irrigation scheme.
They had to run another test to check if Baba Liam's nuts had passed the KEBS quality of standard. Eloi Eloi, hii ni serkali gani, Ruto ni binadamu kweli!!! Baba Liam was pronounced impotent all the time & all the time time Baba Liam was infertile & that is his nature waaooz!!! Ama kweli mwenda zake hakuweza kustaimili kilicho mtokea, iwejee mama Liam kamchezea Sheree kwa zaidi ya miaka kumi. Mzee alilea na kusomesha mbegu za wapita njia,, daah!! Huu ni mdinyo Upi! yani kwa kimombo, What the Fuuuck!!!
Kwa mshtuko wa moyo, Baba Liam aliaga dunia nyumbani kwake usiku huwo akiwa amelala kando ya mkewe. Mshukiwa mkuu katika kifo hiki si mwingine bali ni mke wa nyumba ndogo, iwejee baba Liam kafariki kwa mikono yake ilhali ameishi na Mama Liam zaidi ya miaka kumi bila tashwishi yoyote. Baba Liam akipelekwa mochuuarii, mshukiwa mkuu naye aki pelekwa kodiaga prison, huku mama Liam akirudi nyumbani kwake kuridhi ile mali nusu iliyosalia; basi naona hadithi yetu "Ruto Must Go' ni mwisho mwisho,, Akobishiii ni wako man selector, top ranking story teller, Ranking George Diano.... "Ruto Must Go" mwishooo mwishoooo.🎤🎚️.

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

You ain’t a real one if you don’t help yo homie cheat on his gf in peace.

[Men's Sexual Health @Men_Sex_Health]

Dear men:

1. Never think about sleeping with married women.

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

If you go to heaven and you don't find me there...you have gone to hell

[Elias 🇩🇰 @LFC_Elias]

Disgusting scenes at The Emirates Stadium as stewards force Arsenal fans to stay and watch the game.

#ARSWHU

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

I will tell my kids this was a Basketball match 😂😂😂😂#LIVARS #PremierLeague

[Neo Bearded @NeoBearded]

The Good ones are always married 👌