Neo Tales

I am a song-writer, an author, coming out with my first book Eternal Dreams.

[HiTop Alex @HiTopFilms]

Thought this was a cult member, then saw the name.
Immediate follow.

[𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕘𝔹𝕋: 𝔹𝕃𝕄 ✊🏿 @B_Rabbit843]

Nobody is calling onigiri "jelly donuts" in 2026 unless it's to make fun of the localization from that time, but Chibi wouldn't know that because he doesn't watch English dubs like that. Localization hasn't gotten worse. The fake outrage and wanting localizers to die over it HAS.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

The gym is very funny

Expensive phones, watches & car keys are left everywhere & no one touches them

But leave your dumbbells unattended for a moment & they're gone

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

Is Matthew right ??

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

No one hates Los Angeles more than people on the other side of the country who have never left their home town.

[The🌙Magician @ArmoredNorman]

The weird mixed messaging of Cardcaptor Sakura showing in detail Sakura putting on her wrist guards, elbow pads, knee pads for safety but then drawing the line at wearing a helmet because it would ruin her cute hair style and she couldn't wear her cute school bonnet.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Tupac was so on point when he said;

Doctors are drug dealers. Teachers are brainwashers. Policemen are gangsters

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Friend: I have been lying to my daughter for 19 years.

Me: That's a concerning opening sentence.

Friend: It's not a serious lie.

Me: What kind of lie lasts 19 years?

Friend: A crane lie.

Me: A what?

Friend: When my daughter was 5, she made an origami crane at school.

Me: Okay.

Friend: She gave it to me and asked if I liked it.

Me: Reasonable.

Friend: It was objectively terrible.

Me: BRO.

Friend: The wings were different sizes, One eye was missing, It looked exhausted.

Me: HAHAHAHA.

Friend: But she was proud of it, So I told her, "Origami cranes are my favorite thing in the world."

Me: NO WAY🙆🙆

Friend: BRO..... I just wanted her to be happy.

Me: And?

Friend: The next birthday, Cranes.
Father's Day, Cranes.
Christmas, More cranes.

Me: NO😂

Friend: Every year, For 19 years.

Me: HAHAHAHA.

Friend: My office has cranes, My car has cranes, My house has cranes, I have received approximately 700 cranes.

Me: SEVEN HUNDRED?

Friend: I stopped counting.

Me: Why didn't you tell her?

Friend: After year five it felt weird, After year ten it felt impossible, After year fifteen it felt like a government secret.

Me: Fair.

Friend: Last week she called me.

Me: Uh oh.

Friend: She says, "Dad, don't make plans for next month." I ask why.

Me: And?

Friend: She booked us into a three-day traditional origami workshop.

Me: HAHAHAHA.

Friend: Three days.

Me: NO.

Friend: Three entire days.

Me: What did you say?

Friend: I said, "That sounds wonderful."

Me: YOU COWARD.

Friend: BRO I'M IN TOO DEEP.

Me: What's your actual favorite thing?

Friend: Dogs.

Me: How many dog gifts have you received?

Friend: Zero.

Me: Tragic.

Friend: Instead I own enough paper birds to start a migration.

[Neo Tales @NeoMiniTails]

@muheediva01 Power Rangers lol

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

Behind the scenes footage of the Pokémon Winds & Waves main theme being recorded by the NHK orchestra!

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

Pokémon Contests will make a return to the anime!

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

According to Jeff Grubb a Nintendo Direct will happen next week on June 9th.

[Stewie Griffin of Exiled Wrestling Inc. (ExW) @AEWPRTeam]

THIS is what I LOVE about Triple Hs WWE.

This entire Cody and Sami interactions started BEFORE Elimination Chamber. In fact, Cody was the catalyst for Sami's change in behavior. It's been 4 MONTHS from that point, Cody already had 2 feuds, yet this storyline with Sami was still quietly developing in the background.

This is exactly the ATTENTION TO DETAIL and LONG-TERM STORYTELLING people used to pray for during Vince's 2010s. This is exactly the layered storytelling missing from other wrestling promotions right now.

I promise you, wrestling is so much better if you stop your whining and fantasy booking, and just focus on the storyline being told.

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Every time I hear “Lonely,” I feel like I could levitate. That’s why it’s my favorite Janet Jackson deep cut.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Hey maga, why does former 14 year long intravenous heroin addict and toilet seat coke snorter RFK Jr, get a pass but not Hunter Biden ?

[ᴍᴀʀᴄ ᴅᴇsʜᴀᴜɴ @marcdeshaun_]

1999 was THE YEAR for Pop music imo.
You just had to be there. Turning on MTV and watching the video blocks was pure heaven.

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

I’ve never seen the powerpuff girls bleed that’s all ima say

[𝖗𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖔𝖘 @jackalsgaze]

Ok so by your logic, the alt girl aesthetic didn't work for Tweet and Aaliyah was more successful at it, that's why Tweet was neo-soul for her DEBUT album, correct?