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22. teeny weeny steve albini (they/them)

[unregistered hypercam 3 @Neolates9000]

Sometimes all you can say is

[the giant @chaser_bait]

i was speaking to a lovely older french woman whose doctor wants her to quit cigarettes and she said “without cigarettes i am no longer human, they want me to be an animal”

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there is literally nothing that can be done when you are sleepy. there is no known treatment or cure

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

[beatlestwt @beatletwt]

My toes scream B-E-A-T-L-E-S while I’m asleep and won’t calm down till search the Beatles on wikifeet

[alexis @theswordwizard]

why does the queer market have a chilling rotting corpse

[woke mccarrol @thebitingboys]

Matt should try and get DotA by basshunter into every single movie he makes. Missed opportunity with blackberry

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[anika @faildyke]

can it be four wild swipes friday does anyone wanna partake in four wild swipes friday with me

[harry @punchandharry]

The Dirties (2013)

[🍉Blazer’s top guy🍉 Ⓐ🏴🚩 @Ancomraven2]

Still funny how Charlie Kirk’s final words were about gang violence only to be killed by a white man within seconds

[unregistered hypercam 3 @Neolates9000]

what if i had things my own

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

The spending addiction in adulthood that develops after growing up in poverty

[Nozer @JohnThePapist]

I was looking for sex and then I had sex and heaven knows I'm miserable now

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[★juliet★ @wellbutrinwitch]

the dude from butthole surfers is always singing about some bullshit

[tyla woakley @ilygaruka]

babe tbh the foreplay isnt working for me... can you get drunk and handsy and start rambling about how you "really need this"

[unregistered hypercam 3 @Neolates9000]

@Donal_Cam @sewerside4ever u seem special needs im genuinely sad reading this. like u need attention so bad i hope somebody can fix you on day so it doesn’t hurt as bad. im sorry its like this for you

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved