Jacob collier, facing firing squad: first shooter could you sing an e flat please, second if you could sing the octave above,
Officer: Don't do it men, hold firm!
JACOB COLLIER: and violins, could I get a pizzicato d, then up to g, yeah that's nice. flutes keep those quavers going. And piano, could I have a trill on your lowest b flat
Me: (closing piano lid) no sorry Jacob
JC: a trill on the b flat please piano
Me: no Jacob I won't do it