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Compulsive writer of twaddle from the land of police boxes and crumpets who definitely does not sound like a geordie.

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@sainsburys I’m sure this box is meant to have the vapour plug as well!

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Really @BBCNews the Madleen has been intercepted by the IDF and you’re more concerned with reporting on olive oil? Shame on you

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After all the trouble with Yodel yesterday trying to get my parcel, finally pick it up today and it’s the wrong item! Ordered a scarf and have been sent a jumper!

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@sainsburys did you let the apprentice cook? Why are some of them burnt? 😂😂

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@IainDale And this is why you don’t go spouting on the internet without doing the bare minimum of research

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@RedHandedthepod okay so just got to the end of ep 156 Stephanie Lazarus. Did you notice that when you said names at the end one of them was Mike Literus. As in My clitoris 😂😂😂

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Dear @YorkshireTea I can’t take the heartbreak any longer. 4 attempted to make a cuppa this morning due to split teabags. Don’t force me onto Tetley it’s like dishwater

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Legit terrified of the hold this green owl has over me @duolingo

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Final handover before Xmas done 👍

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Joe Jonas trying so hard to paint Sophie Turner as a villain, just waiting for Queen Taylor to get involved

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Writing for the first time in a while

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On the hunt for a new job

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63 days

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It’s amazing the lengths people will go to to try and make themselves into the hero of the story

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Why list a job as remote if involves having to travel into the office?

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@abe2187 @BBCWorld Are you okay?

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Watching the @bbc panorama on private adhd clinics. What a disgrace that this is considered informed journalism.

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@northernassist I’d update the procedure with Preston train station for when this kind of thing happens because it’s been a joke the way they have handled this

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Absolute joke at Preston train station. Platforms changing literally last minute. Cancellations after tannoys saying to get on the train 3 minutes before.

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@tescomobile #TMEggHunt