darrenhayes

[🌷🦋 Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 @Tiana_Celine_23]

Angel Voice ❤
Darren Hayes - Truly, Madly, Deeply (Savage Garden, LIVE 2011)

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British challenges:

1. Drag the wheelie bin back in without having a peek inside first
2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”
3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump
4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“The perfect tattoo doesn’t exi…”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Indicating that you want the last roast potato by trying to force everyone else to take it. And then someone does.

[darrenhayes @Neonstarlet]

@DuncanBannatyne Please could you check your messages? It's regarding a recent encounter with a Bannatynes General Manager. Thanks

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

👇

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

England fans

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Fuck

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

This has just landed in my back garden.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Harry Kane running up to take that penalty.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Ref is a joke!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Love this ref

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I don’t understand this ref. Can anyone explain him.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

One of these days, just once, we might get a decision in our favour.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to say "my meal is bad"

It's certainly different
Not what I expected
Yours looks nice
I've had better/worse
I wouldn't order it again
Good to have a change
It’s an acquired taste
I’m glad I tried it
It’s fine, honestly
I’ve never seen it cooked this way
It’s interesting
Mmm

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Anyone up for a bit of roleplay?