Quefton

Breakcore enthusiast & Avid Hater

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

@vidsthatgohard

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

The father of seven has not finished a thought in four years. he is just moving. feeding. driving. wiping. his brain is soup and his back is finished and he has no opinions about civilization he is too tired for opinions. and meanwhile civilization is growing out of him like he is dirt and he doesnt even notice because there is milk on the floor again. the childfree man has read eleven books this year about the decline of the west and he is the decline and the books are the evidence and he will understand this at fifty eight in a room that is very clean and very quiet

[René @schizohustler]

i can't remember if i'm 28 or 29. doesn't matter i'm basically dead. i died when i was 25 now i live in the zone all the time

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

I lost 200+ followers in the last two months 😔

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

My hairline was mature before I was

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

Claude codes better if you look away while it runs

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

@DearS_o_n Jelqing

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

@schizohustler I’m currently 28 (Level 4). I haven't checked my stats in years, the UI is too depressing

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

I read this as “iphone that foids” and my cortisol spiked

[★ @midgirlfriend]

iphone that folds? MacBook for poor people ? can i get keyboard that works

[piglit 🐷 @Guilty_Glutton]

I didnt know the last time I played duck duck goose would be my last time playing duck duck goose

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

@Guilty_Glutton Stolen valor post

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

Never lie to AI

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

😹🫵

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

This is how I dry my balls after a shower

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

Can't wait for my performance review from a GPT instance that thinks I click on traffic lights too slowly

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: New startup "RentAHuman" allows AI agents to rent humans to perform tasks they cannot physically perform themselves.

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

If I watch something once and love it, it might be good

If I watch something twice and love it, it’s probably good

If I watch something three times and love it, it’s a masterpiece

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

A very prominent dentist in my area has been trying to kill me since I was 16. I don’t talk about it much but I normally go 8+ hours away to get my teeth checked just to be sure I’ve escaped his area of influence. Even so every checkup fills me with fear.

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

All this just to get productivity mogged by a 17 yr old on adderall

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Footage inside the BBC News Office is going viral.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i couldn't resist

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

Is kimchi still good if left on table 2 hours

[Quefton @Neptune_Q_]

How long does kimchi last if left out