Don Neptune🚩

To reach the unreachable star! Sueño Imposible!

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[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

My name is Sancho! And I, Sancho, declare upon my honour: this lance shall end that festering, capitalist dream!

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@Nachtel_Hussar He was initially but he did what he wanted, ensured Chile stayed on the path he wanted and then allowed himself to be subject to the whims of a semi authoritarian state

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

“dictatorship” overthrown by ‘voting’

????

[scar @7scar123]

Number of right-wing dictatorships overthrown by "useless" voting in the last 10 months: 2

Number of right-wing regimes overthrown by communist revolution in the last 10 years: 0

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

must not giga

[Clem 🌿 @SirClmnt]

Sadiq Khan has made London a living hell for motorists man.

[🎃scare-ahmotional👻 @sarahmotional]

If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

Reform need to get back on their vague policy promises because when it’s laid out they just look dumb

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Britain is broke. And to fix it, we need to start growing again.

That’s why Reform’s Economic Rescue Plan includes these 64 pro-growth measures I’d take if I were Chancellor:

𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗲𝗮

1. Approve Rosebank
2. Restart oil and gas licensing
3. Legalise onshore exploration
4. Abolish the Energy Profits Levy
5. Restore maximum economic extraction as the North Sea regulator's objective

𝗥𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻

6. Abolish the Emissions Trading Scheme
7. Halt the Carbon Border Adjustment Mechanism
8. Repudiate AR7 contracts for difference and scrap AR8
9. Implement the Fingleton Review on nuclear in full
10. Automatically approve French and South Korean nuclear designs

𝗚𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀

11. Cut affordable housing requirements on brownfield sites
12. Permitted Development Right for brownfield housing
13. Repeal Biodiversity Net Gain
14. Exit the Aarhus Convention
15. Repeal and reform the Habitats Regulations, including Nutrient Neutrality
16. End the boiler ban
17. Legalise air conditioning to meet overheating rules
18. Remove mandatory EPC improvements
19. Revoke the Future Homes Standard
20. Repeal the Renters' Rights Act

𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲

21. Legislate approval for new runways at Heathrow and Gatwick
22. Auction airport landing slots
23. End 'target-consistent' carbon pricing in project evaluation
24. Ban carbon emissions considerations in planning applications
25. Fast-track all water reservoirs as nationally significant projects
26. Make Development Consent Orders a true one-stop shop
27. Restrict judicial review of ministerial planning decisions
28. Scrap Net Zero construction rules
29. Scrap the social value test in procurement
30. Lift launch limits at SaxaVord Spaceport
31. Open completed sections of East-West Rail

𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗜 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

32. Review regulatory barriers to AI adoption
33. Permit on-site gas generation for data centres and industry

𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀

34. Cut Employer NI back to 13.8%
35. Introduce a migrant worker levy
36. Repeal the Employment Rights Act
37. Clarify that workplace rights don't require mandatory training courses
38. Let experienced tradesmen work on government contracts without CSCS qualifications

𝗨𝗻𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗘𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝘆

39. Review bank capital requirements to boost lending
40. Rule out Net Zero in financial regulators' remits
41. Repeal climate-related financial disclosure rules

𝗚𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴

42. Scrap airport 'surface access strategies'
43. Abolish the electric vehicle mandates
44. Apply domestic GB hours to all UK HGV trips
45. Ban Low-Traffic Neighbourhoods
46. Back the M4 Relief Road
47. Move a new car's first MOT to four years
48. Abolish the Renewable Transport Fuel Obligation

𝗨𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘁 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗺𝘀

49. Replace GDPR with a New Zealand-style Privacy Act
50. Fully re-legalise Imperial units
51. Review all unchanged EU law
52. Automatically repeal remaining EU law in 5 years unless retained

𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀

53. Make quarterly Making Tax Digital reporting voluntary
54. Reduce legal obligations on SME Non-Executive Directors
55. Double permission-free event days from 28 to 56
56. Make pavement dining licences automatic and permanent
57. Let shops open until 10pm, except Sundays
58. Repeal board diversity and inclusion rules
59. Remove the Sustainable Aviation Fuel mandate
60. Abolish the packaging tax
61. Scrap BBC and Channel 4 priority on streaming platforms
62. Remove the Public Sector Equality Duty
63. Five-year sunset on all QUANGOs
64. Five-year sunset clause on all new regulations

And there are more to come!

Britain’s full potential is waiting to be unleashed 🚀

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

This gotta be parody

[Josh @jrl_josh]

Can anybody name ONE example of where the political right has rigged an election in recent years?

It’s almost ALWAYS the left that rigs elections.

It’s comforting to know that this problem exists outside of the United States too, but it SHOULDN’T exist period.

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

We’re in hell… complete bourgeois social victory 💔

[Mint 💙💛 @Usaguinei]

It is too soon to tell if the future belongs to Lassalle or Ebert, but it seems it will not belong to Marx.

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

This is definitely just a result of social democrats and the left in general needing to seperate themselves psychologically from the right.

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

It's shocking to me that one of the most vocally pro trans politicians in the West during the 2020s is fucking Joe Biden

[IL Brandonite🌐🇺🇸🇹🇼🇺🇦🇪🇺🔛🔝 @ILbrandonite__]

This video has 630k likes on TikTok.

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

3 mild bangers in one week... interesting

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

If you're not part of the communist party, you shouldn’t get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining capitalism, plus voting for any party that promises to do this.

[ana tha sia (mayor of burnhamchester) @howitzermoder]

I will slime out anyone who complains about this wonderful weather the heatwave and the drought was horrible everyone was sick in the bad nauseous way and not the cute sniffles way

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@ErinDuboisTrans Our great city of culture 2029! (assuming all goes well)

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

Some 'people' are genuinely so idiotic it's unbelievable

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

This but it's the same time zone and both of our sleep schedules are ruined in opposite ways

[Brynn ❤︎ @aricinnabon]

How it feels to tell oomf in a different time zone that I have to go to sleep

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@Moldcelibate It’s not night yet! My grandads round, soon soon! clocks go back tonight as well remember, we have an extra hour!

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

Ask me anything (I know everything!), political or not

(is verity still acceptable humour?)

[tes @kriselle_4ever]

Ask me anything, political or not

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@INGSOCAndy You’re insane but that’s ok whay can I expect from *that* account

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

Zionists consistently present the holocaust in a way that should constitute actual holocaust denial, like what is this

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@steelineYT @drainer03 @schebble98972 @Seafang2 I mean he isn’t wrong, the conditions were good, brilliant even, the closest all of europe came to revolution was after WW1

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

Marxists predicting everything:

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@INGSOCAndy I’m obviously not referring to that part I’m referring to comparing Palestine supporters to the nazis

[Don Neptune🚩 @NeptunesOrgit]

@awesomewolf0 @PolePigKing You can’t stop idiots from being idiots unfortunately