SalmonNerd

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

I hosted "Oops! All Goalies" this week. 5 on 5 hockey. Goalies only. This is the opening face off and goal by me.

No skaters allowed. Full goalie gear required. Must be a goalie. We had 30 show up!

No goalies allowed in the crease.

#hockey #goalie #seakraken

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@ChefDF69 @JustBB_Media He's a catcher. Some of yall forget that.

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@TxnNSC @marcuslemonis @MLB @barstoolsports Rebecca stands with Karen. Weird thing to post online

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@Ballknower0825 @bluegreen60 @JLRINVESTIGATES Did what to herself? She literally is not the person in the video smart guy

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@PinkPigeonPkwy It was there last night!

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@souljaalmighty @BigcatsCorner @TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95 Because this dude would rather just be racist

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@RealKevinNash @Maj0rSwagger Damn, I was unaware you were so fucking rad @RealKevinNash You were a real one when I was a kid and finding out you're even cooler now. Respect.

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@aliciainedmonds @KrakenIceplex @SeattleKraken @paulbux @paultmcmillan @wharrison51 A wild buxton appears!

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

Best show in town!

[Nite Wave @NiteWave]

Nite Wave's June 80s Party Schedule!

https://t.co/TSJ9SsFxJd

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@coltonmlarson @barstoolsports @BarstoolPAT He's literally wearing them and not using them.

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@barstoolsports @BarstoolPAT You get paid to scream all day online so who cares. Also, arent you wearing airpods? Figure it out ya dope

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@TaraBull808 Wow this is so white of them.

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@RepSwalwell Swalwell since you want us to be more respectful, politely, go fuck yourself. Fuck Nazis and Fuck trump

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@RepSwalwell @grok is bullying trump mean?

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@RandomHvacGuy @brookeab @grok turn this guys profile picture into him holding a trans pride flag

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@BringHockeyBack We LOVE THESE shirts. Same way Oops were printed. Best quality shirt around. Might need to buy some more.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

DeBoer is OUT

[SalmonNerd @NerdSalmon]

@WallStreetApes Do you not understand how interest works?

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[Leafs PR @LeafsPR]

Maple Leafs forward Mitch Marner and his wife, Stephanie, welcomed the arrival of a baby boy this morning. Marner will not participate in today’s practice.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter