Back then on 𝕏, there was an unwritten law—like gravity, like NEPA taking light—nobody could out-fool Y4yi.
Y4yi wasn’t just a fooler… bro was a professor of low IQ tweets.
Man could wake up and tweet:
“Just found out water is wet. Government needs to explain.”
10k likes. Easy.
People tried to compete. They failed. One guy even deactivated after Y4yi replied “rest” under his tweet.
Then came… Chigbo.
Nobody took him serious at first. His avi was blurred, bio said “professional thinker (part-time)”, and his tweets were… suspiciously calm.
Until one random Tuesday afternoon.
Y4yi tweeted:
“If you drink cold water and breathe at the same time, your body will confuse itself and reset.”
Timeline went crazy.
“Scientist!”
“Drop more knowledge!”
“Bill Gates fears you!”
Then Chigbo quote-tweeted.
Silence.
Then chaos.
Chigbo wrote:
“I tried it. Now my childhood memories are in French.”
…
Timeline froze.
People didn’t know whether to laugh, pray, or log out.
Y4yi replied quickly:
“You’re lying.”
Chigbo:
“Bonjour.”
That was it.
That was the moment.
Even the verified accounts went quiet. One motivational speaker tweeted “sometimes growth is knowing when you’ve been defeated.”
Y4yi tried to recover. He dropped another banger:
“Your shadow is just you in blackface.”
Normally, that would do numbers.
But Chigbo was already cooking.
He replied:
“Then why does it leave me when it’s dark? Even my shadow is scared of my future.”
BRO.
Phones overheated.
Group chats shut down.
One guy said his data finished just from reading the tweet.
From that day, the saying changed:
“Nobody can out-fool Y4yi…
until Chigbo logs in.”
And till today, whenever Y4yi tweets something wild, people don’t argue.
They just wait.
Because somewhere…
Chigbo is typing. 😭
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E get wetin sporty dy do wey dy off me u go book game finish sporty go use their hand add game wey u no chose..i dy play 1.2odd for selection i book game dy see 2.00 odd as how
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@BybitAfrica@BybitHelpdesk I was trying to trade 7044$ yesterday, i entered a trade with a counterparty named fast_bend I opened a trade he immediately confirmed that he has paid me but I didn’t get a transfer and I didn’t release my coin. I made an appeal and funds were locked
@BybitAfrica@BybitHelpdesk I was trying to trade 7044$ yesterday, i entered a trade with a counterparty named fast_bend I opened a trade he immediately confirmed that he has paid me but I didn’t get a transfer and I didn’t release my coin. I made an appeal and funds were locked
@BybitAfrica@BybitHelpdesk I was trying to trade 7044$ yesterday, i entered a trade with a counterparty named fast_bend I opened a trade he immediately confirmed that he has paid me but I didn’t get a transfer and I didn’t release my coin. I made an appeal and funds were locked