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The poets have been suspiciously silent on the subject of cheese.

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@govauctionnews What if there's a whole language of pies that we've forgotten about?

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@ThePoke I remember the first time I went to London to see the Christmas lights, getting very excited by what would surely be a spectacular multicolour display...except this was the year they were sponsored by Tango. Orange and orange only:

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@PublicDomainRev My eyebrows were raised by the recipe at the bottom of page 123: Bummer's Custard Sandwich - "Good for a stag lunch"(!)

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@PulpLibrarian My friend Sarah's dad had a CB radio and we went on it with "Tesla Girls" as our handle. Twelve-yr-old girls talking to strangers, all totally normal in the 80s.

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@fesshole Well then, try instead to donate something that's so bad, it ends up on @TatTrove 's page.

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@gracelandqueen1 @ChrisGPackham @CABS_REPORTS Human consumption - a local dish called ambelopoulia.

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@ChrisGPackham @CABS_REPORTS Time to start shaming (and prosecuting!) the restaurants serving ambelopoulia - removing the demand for the ingredients will have a massive impact.

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@ChrisGPackham Could we have this lovely scamp as #Foxoftheday ?

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There's a fox on the field! 🦊

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@PeteBritish @FrankRGardner It's very good for staving off colds and coughs over the winter (at least, that's what I tell myself as I enjoy another dram).

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@HorribleSanity https://t.co/uiTtOhe0IU

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@HorribleSanity Buses going over this bridge have an automated announcement says: "Please observe the Manx tradition by saying “Hello Fairies” as we cross the Fairy Bridge..." (pause)"Hello fairies."

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@dead_pubs Lit.

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@TatTrove I don't know what this is: I call it Doggylump (Mercy in Action charity shop, Malmesbury).

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@TatTrove Bunny (That's What I Want)

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@BoundingLine Win a Luxury Art Holiday in Cornwall @newlynartschool #NewlynArtSchool https://t.co/3QovlCgrFL

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@SunnieDunne She was indeed killed by a tiger in Malmesbury! A travelling menagerie came to town, and set up in the yard of the inn where Hannah worked. She teased the caged tiger once too often, and ended up being mauled by it.

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@GBbooze Closed for several years, I'm afraid. Now has planning permission to be converted into an HMO.

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@sallyannemartyn @ScarredForLife2 Full episode here (also includes the "invention of shoes" sketch, which is often imitated in our house): https://t.co/oIOXKAfrWu

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@SWEngHwayAlerts New? It's been closed since 3am!

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@ScarredForLife2 @serafinowicz My first ever nightmare was caused by that episode of Rod Hull! I still feel chills thinking about it. Here's a clip, if Peter can stand it (poor quality, but I think that adds to the weirdness): https://t.co/78hxBTb166