Am I the only one that has their internal hustle really kick in for the following:
A. Someone holding the door for me
B. Finding the remote and hitting the “skip intro” button on Netflix
C. Ordering quickly in a fast food line so you don’t hold up everyone else
You want teachers to have firearms handy to protect their students? Okay well how about this, YOU defend YOURSELF and the teachers get your body guards for a month or two and see how well that works for you. Like wtf. Just take away easy access for fucking assault rifles. Period.
We’re giving out a terrifying $10,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle—if you dare. 😈 We might send you $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe
Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 10/27. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV