Netherworld Post Office

atty. They/them, queer. Eccentric business ghost, bespoke paranormal research. Cartoons, writing. DMs ignored.

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

I'm not leaving but as things are getting dire on ye old bird call site, it's time for a new pinned post

EMAIL UPON LAUNCH
https://t.co/HxDKZjzUFq

SOCIAL
https://t.co/QuRLGdTyo2
https://t.co/gRVYxQj4NZ
https://t.co/jVuq1AdYk6

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

(singing) Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And new networks never brought to mind?
Leave us remember
That mid one November
For $8/each a handful of this network's members
Cost several stocks on the market
Billions of dollars

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@LinneaKou I don't mind Faecbook, I say, from a perch of having an account with literal 0 followers and friends

and several thousand followed pages, forums, etc. about the most incredibly niche things (garden gnomes in various towns, forestry services, etc.)

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

Please don’t make me learn discord you cruel bastards

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@Bea__Esser then we shall have to make more elsewhere to replace them! October isn't forever but it does return, and quite frequently!

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

May we all find each other on the shores of Hell

where the bathing suits are as immodest as we each dictate for ourselves

the drinks are fruity

and the sunsets redefine the magnificence of the color red, orange, and yellow

[wint @dril]

https://t.co/9nJ93UKpa4 get at me . all accounts not on this page are fraud. fuck twitter

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@goddammitsarah I worked for them briefly a few years ago!! Small freelance project. INCREDIBLY kind people, worked hard to take care of their staff, made me feel welcome. Gave me White Claw socks as a parting gift.

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

I am sad that i rediscovered one of my favorite comedians less than 24 hours ago while shutting down an old account

I am solaced in these final hours of twitter’s threatening departure, even as I am convinced this app isn’t actually going anywhere long term

But, still, damn it!

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

if you have good enough eyebrows you can tell anyone exactly what they need to hear in the moment. i firmly believe that

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@goddammitsarah I raise a mug of hot cocoa made from scratch in honor of your hilarity, baking, crafting, dogs, and cats. I shall see you on Instagram if no where else

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

this is why I am having grim feelings about Twitter's path forward

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

in the early 2000s I worked for a call center whose entire operation went down because someone (NOT ME) tripped over an extension cord and unplugged the main frame

(yes, it was a main frame, singular, this was a shitty company)

It took a week to figure this out

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

i left the job soon after to go to school for graphic design, occasionally being hauled in as a freelancer in the middle of the night to turn some digital screw to keep some digital robot working because this was the kind of company that did {see above shit}

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@mwikkid Oh thank god

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

a dollar

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

Who knew BuzzFeed stealing tweets via screenshots was actually a quasi-ethical archival practice?

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@yellowcardigan Art is never compensated fairly, no matter how perfectly crafted. These are amazing.

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

I'm not leaving but as things are getting dire on ye old bird call site, it's time for a new pinned post

EMAIL UPON LAUNCH
https://t.co/HxDKZjzUFq

SOCIAL
https://t.co/QuRLGdTyo2
https://t.co/gRVYxQj4NZ
https://t.co/jVuq1AdYk6

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@TheGayChingy but did teach a very young me well received lessons in humility, serving me well for many years

[Netherworld Post Office @NetherworldPost]

@TheGayChingy I've done business with club owners and they invariably dressed just like this and drank me (at the time, a lush, or so I thought) completely under the table

May god help whatever poor bastard you are negotiating against, I say in joy, as the fellows never took advantage of me,