Netty

Netty says and does the funniest things - #NettyIsms

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@BBCSouthWeather #PortHambleMarina #Storm

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Q: What side did you sleep on when you were pregnant? Netty: The right side of the bed. Noooo what side of your body?! #Netty

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Pants on head 😂 https://t.co/fSfYMsHHZb

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"Why don't you have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves before your driving lesson?!"

😂 #Nettyisms

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('What's that PIN?')

"I'll have a think, I can remember it was an easy one to remember!"

😂 #Nettyisms

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(Husband empties paddling pool onto grass)

"Is that washing up liquid biodegradable?"

(Husband 'No it's going to stay there forever') 😂

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"Have another Picasso" (while camping and pointing at the prosecco)

#canti #prosecco #NettyIsms

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"Come on Henman tomorrow"

('Do you mean Murray?') 😂

#NettyIsms #Wimbledon

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Netty packs the essentials for her weekend away camping 😂🏕

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(Netty offers to pay)

(Barman 'Are you paying by card?')

"Yes I'd like to pay by WhatsApp"

(She meant contactless) #NettyIsms 😂

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"If the weather stays ��️ I'm guna take a bottle & stay in the tent with the kids"

('You think we'll leave you with gin + 5 grandkids?!') 🤔

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(Husband 'I wonder where that yacht's going, it's already gone over the horizon..')

"I can't see it!"

🙈😂

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"My FitBit didn't count my steps today"

(Husband 'Because it's in your bag!!!') 😂

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Coz of the millions voting, polling booths open an extra day - Remain voters today, Leave voters tomorrow 🤔 easier to count the votes!

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<Husband checks forecast 'It's 28 today'>

"Oh! Mine says 30?"

(Husband 'But you're looking at the wrong island')😂

"Oh yeah!"

#NettyIsms

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<Netty on flight, husband opens window blind> "At least it's sunny"

(Husband 'It always is above the clouds') 😂

"Oh yeah!"

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<Netty on flight to holiday> "How's my clock right on my tablet when we don't have Internet?"

#NettyIsm #Technophobe

[Bombay Sapphire @BombaySapphire]

There’s only one drink that embodies #WorldGinDay #BombaySapphire #SummerOfBombay

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"If we opt out of the EU does that mean we aren't in the Euros ⚽️?"

#NettyIsms 😂

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Happy #WorldGinDay @BSapphireGinUK

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