Top Tweets for #Nettyisms
"Why don't you have a couple of drinks to calm your nerves before your driving lesson?!"
😂 #Nettyisms
('What's that PIN?')
"I'll have a think, I can remember it was an easy one to remember!"
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Netty packs the essentials for her weekend away camping 😂🏕
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(Netty offers to pay)
(Barman 'Are you paying by card?')
"Yes I'd like to pay by WhatsApp"
(She meant contactless) #NettyIsms 😂
(Husband 'I wonder where that yacht's going, it's already gone over the horizon..')
"I can't see it!"
🙈😂
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"My FitBit didn't count my steps today"
(Husband 'Because it's in your bag!!!') 😂
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<Husband checks forecast 'It's 28 today'>
"Oh! Mine says 30?"
(Husband 'But you're looking at the wrong island')😂
"Oh yeah!"
#NettyIsms
<Netty on flight, husband opens window blind> "At least it's sunny"
(Husband 'It always is above the clouds') 😂
"Oh yeah!"
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"I'm going to take a TV to work to watch the match on Thur"
("Don't you need an aerial")
"I was just going to turn it on..?!"
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<Watching Wales at the pub #EURO2016>
"If we've got Wales on Thursday, we must be in the same group?"
("Yes!!!!!!") 😂
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(<Night out...>)
"I'll have another Picasso..."
('If you mean prosecco, you've had too much!') 😂
#NettyIsms
<...at new @fitbit, after charge> "It's not reading anything yet"
('You need to put it on your wrist first!)
"Oh yeah!" 😂
#NettyIsms
(<nephew> 'You got anything I can play with?')
<Netty to husband> "You got any toys upstairs?" 😂
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<leaves karaoke bar> "I need a new song for my abattoir."
(Do you mean repertoire?)
"Yeah!" 😂
#NettyIsms
"My tyres on my bike need some air, I think I need a new bike!" 😂
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"I've entered a 10 kg race"
(..Running? Do you mean a 10 km?)
"Oh yeah, that's it!" 😂
#NettyIsms
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