Corbin Neuhauser

No I'm not doing this.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@MuellerSheWrote Ah but what if I do this.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@IwriteOK Reveal that Space Marines have really been squats the whole time. Little guys are just driving the power armor around.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@atun_shei Looks like me and bicorn hat are gonna steal another man's girl again.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@travis_view My grandma was getting her sisters into the BRD before the wall got put up, before eventually getting pregnant with my mom and marrying an abusive alcoholic.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@detachment_red We already have incest laws.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@RangerMorrissey @Timcast So when the ancient romans talked about "cisalpine Gaul" they were....? What? Just being extra super trendy?

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@benshapiro So how is this not curtailing the First Amendment if all the other stuff was.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@fully_krausened @detachment_red I'm *blond* and my stubble doesn't look that dumb.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@detachment_red Ben should not let his stubble grow out.

He looks like he was just messily eating coffee grounds out of a Folger's can, like it was a feedbag.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@Komaniecki_R Also the Atrocity Archives if you want something a little funnier.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@Komaniecki_R Blindsight by Peter Watts has an audio book if you want a headier scifi with lots of weird biology and pace horror.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@AndNapoleon Vote Pedro, obviously.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@RepMTG It literally can't be defunded. At all. Learn basic civics, jesus christ. Thanks the whole POINT of special counsels, to be above politics.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@JDVance1 No it's a legal question. It's a violation of the Presidential Records Act, explicitly.

He isn't president anymore. He can't have the documents. He knows this and said it. He did it anyway.

Why does the party of law and order ignore that when it would hurt them?

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@ksorbs You've never read much archaeology, have you.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@benshapiro Yeah remember when Hillary showed Kid Rock her e-mails while saying "I shouldn't be showing you this"?

O wait, that never happened because you're a lying fuck.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@NeolithicSheep Why is there still viral marketing for Barbarian.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@AK_171173 @KofmanMichael Why would they destroy their own land that they're trying to reclaim. This is going to fuck up the water supply in Crimea pretty much until another damn is built. What's in that for Ukraine?

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@fredthegpodcast Benjamin Franklin. Specifically to show him how I can watch porn on my phone.

[Corbin Neuhauser @NeuhauserCorbin]

@Craigs_VCR I have my mother's last name. It's not that weird.