Neuqua Goose

part time goose, full time savage

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

A new day, a fresh kill

[Lauren Kessler @laurenk181]

The secret is out. NVHS, it's been a pleasure being your Neuqua Goose. Good luck with your future wildlife encounters, and go Wildcats.

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

😏😏😏

[Camden Leahy @CLeahy97]

Neuqua: Hey come over
Goose: Can't I'm busy
Neuqua: These bitch ass kids tryna enter through door 7 again
Goose:

[Chris Pino 🤠 @chris_g_pino]

if u Texas ppl haven't heard about the neuqua goose in Chicago I highly suggest you check this out lmaoaoao https://t.co/9ZDGY1brtA

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

Running away from your problems like... https://t.co/xJjcgcvSSd

[Johnathan Pontarelli @JPontarelli25]

Yes, I too have now fallen victim to the #NVgoose

[Bob McBride @PorterSup205]

Goose tracks! Students and parents please avoid Doors 5 and 7 at Main until further notice.Aggressive, nesting geese. Be careful. Be alert.

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

What's the plural form of Goose?

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

Let's bring this back, shall we? https://t.co/jGem9L7iEL

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

I hear Goosapalooza is today. Lit? @RonMcDon2016

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

It's been an honor terrorizing you, Wombats. When you hear screams of terror at college...think of me. Congratulations losers.

[WVTV @WVTV]

THE @NEUQUAGOOSE GETS A SHOUTOUT!

[John Keller @johnkeller2009]

@NeuquaGoose: I see you’ve made it down to Texas. Take it easy on the kids though. https://t.co/i6chG8Xvxl

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

I'd like to take credit for Trump being the republican nominee, but even I can't stoop that low. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

[Matt Aurigemma @AurigemmaMatt]

Found the @NeuquaGoose https://t.co/alvRpGfk4P

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

@NeuquaGoose You may have forced me off school grounds for supposedly "attacking multiple teachers," but I'm watching. I'm always watching.

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

You think I'm gone?! Oh silly, silly, naive little students. You have so much to learn.

[Neuqua Goose @NeuquaGoose]

Your teachers hired me to keep the seniors on their toes. I know y'all been slackin but you ain't graduated yet!!