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#thisisfunforme

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

Listen, I’m gonna say this one time and one time only: RACHEL FROM THE #BACHELORETTE IS A CERTIFIED HISTRIONIC PSYCHOPATH BREH. That dude Aven was the most kind-hearted, genuine dude of all time and told her exactly what she wanted to hear only to be met with a temper tantrum

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@neiltyson @StarTalkRadio @chucknicecomic @Eagles @TomBrady @Buccaneers Hey when are you coming to philadelphia for startalk live we bought tickets and never heard back

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@neiltyson hey my friend and I had purchased tickets to your show in philadelphia prior to COVID and we were both so excited for it but it said it would be rescheduled to no avail. Can we still hangout?

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@NASA should we be worried about #2021YK ?

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Prospective graphical illustration of general interest in twins as a concept vs. Time from age 0 to 50 years #significantdata #science

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A supplies store called, “Supplies Wise” with the slogan, “We have everything you need, supplies wise.”

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

A part of me wishes I could just throw on some scuba gear, head to my local lake, and take my fish for a “swim” (as opposed to a walk), but another part of me looks at that part of me and says, “…dude, relax.”

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

Quality Control - where “100%” is both forbidden (in practice) and guaranteed (in theory).

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@dannygonzalez Space Chimps on HBO Max . . . You will not regret it and I wish I was being sarcastic.

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

#SpaceChimps on HBO is easily the most underrated movie of all time

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#askdc at what age would you recommend getting younger wrestlers involved in freestyle and Greco wrestling and why?

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

Being called an “old soul” now: endearing, compliment, means old people love you

Being called an “old soul” in the future: derogatory, insult, indicative of being an annoying self-entitled piece of shit who everyone hates

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

Bachelor/Bachelorette Contestant: i love how vulnerable you have been with me on this journey & I just wanted to let you know that the thought of us continuing our journey vulnerably makes me feel like a journeyably vulnerabling journerable
Producers: *under breath* holy shit

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

Person on The Bachelor/Bachelorette: i just love how vulnerable _______ has been with me on this journey and the thought of journeying vulnerably with _______ makes me feel like a journeyably vulnerabling journerable

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Behold…the most epic, edge-of-your-seat Infant Crawling Race video you will ever see. @StevenSpieIberg

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@EmmaWatson it was at this moment that she came to the realization that her review may have been a little harsh. She understands you did a fantastic job acting and that not everybody has a great singing voice. You are great and I love you so keep doing you

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@emmawatson my girlfriend gave you an undeserving critical review this morning after she juxtapose the cartoon version of beauty and the beast with the one you acted in. After several minutes of deliberation we came to the conclusion that she thought you were flat when singing

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@AmericanAir you guys seriously need to get your shit together. Today, I witnessed a mother miss her sons first day of freshman year, grandparents who missed their grandson’s wedding, and thousands of others left unattended and unaccounted for as we were left stranded in Dallas.

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

Nothings gotta be worse than the feeling of going bankrupt on @WheelofFortune Like you could be sitting on stacks of cash with the puzzle basically solved then next thing ya know @patsajak is makin you look like an asshole on live TV all because you suck at spinning a wheel

[Bri @NeurosciBri]

@KimmyJimmel, if you marry @jimmykimmel it would not only be hilarious, but your name would also be, “Kimmy Kimmel” (or the much classier, “Kimmy Jimmel-Kimmel”) and the fact that it’s technically not impossible for that to happen (#science) is really keeping me go man