Kate Blamires

Life without cake is possible... but pointless

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

@taskmaster Absolutely knew what Lucy meant, definitely a word here! Although, I didn't know it was a regional phrase, just asked my partner who's from London and he didn't know it.

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

Parted with some more blood today to help someone (potentially 3 people in fact!) in need! Sign up if you feel you can do this too 😊 #savealife #giveblood #anegative

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

This morning I was at work, now I'm in a field with a drink and watching @GentsofFewHQ life is good 🥰

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

@history_step 😂😂 How did you not realise?! 🤢

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

Less than Jake and Bowling for soup coming to Hull?! Best news day ever! 🥳

[Less Than Jake @LessThanJake]

HEY UK!! YOU ASKED FOR IT - SO WE DID IT!!! Or are going to do it? Is it will be doing it? 🤔 Anyways. Us and @bfsrocks - WE'RE DOING IT!!! Pre-Sale starts TOMORROW at 10am BST and GENERAL ON SALE is Friday 10am BST! Don't miss the best tour ever EVER!

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

Watched this about 5 times and each time it gets funnier 🤣

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/Q8rFh5BfYZ

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

Why did this make me laugh so much?! 🤣 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/svWK96oFUx

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

I'm only one episode in (late to the party I know) and I hope nothing happens to change my mind but right now we need to protect Cameron at all costs (and Lyndall is lovely too!) #MAFSAU

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Ok so you make one mistake 13 years ago & no one will let you forget it 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😂🤣😂🤣

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

🤣🤣

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

@NoContextBrits Probably gonna get a lot of hate for this one but bacon can go nowhere near that plate (or any other plate of mine 😂) everything else can stay though!

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

@NoContextBrits Patties 🤤

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Here's your first look at SEVEN KINGS MUST DIE, the film that follows the fifth and final season of The Last Kingdom – coming to Netflix 14 April.

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

@MrAndrewCotter "and he flings a bergamasco" 😂😂 #SixNations #scotlandvswales

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

Impossible! 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Very British challenges:

1. Drag the wheelie bin back in without having a peek inside first
2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please”
3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump
4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

@Beverleyparkrun @parkrunUK It was stunning today 😍 massive thanks to every volunteer for braving the cold so we could run!

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

I did go to Parkrun this morning but a date with my sofa for the rest of the day is needed 😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

No, I am not “wasting the day”

I am “capitalising on my sofa opportunities”

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Kate Blamires @Neutronblonde99]

Christmas day parkrun 🎅 slow cause I'm still a snot face but a lovely way to start the festivities! Big thanks to all the volunteers for taking time out of your day so today could happen! @hullparkrun #parkrun #hullparkrun