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ANNOUNCEMENT: Here is our updated squad list for the 2017 season.

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There were no goals incoming.

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Greg, back from grotty Lanzarote, will be up front for his first start as a centre forward, goals incoming ➡️🔥

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UPDATE: After 1 point from 2 games in the new season (reinstated League 1) we take on top spot tonight aiming for our first win.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY: The skipper turns 19 today! #Sweet19 #Newman

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RESULT: NWP 0-0 Mavericks

Having retained League 1 status through some complication, the boys held Mavericks to a 0-0 on the opening day! 🔝

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Looool the boys go down after a moderately spirited display, 2 for Vaziry 1 for Lock. We play the league below next season 🔙🔛🔝

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High ranking Prada boys Newman and MacGowan have been doing a rain dance for the last 4 hours in hopes of a postponement tonight.

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Safety will go down to the wire tomorrow night, as a point guarantees another season in the 2nd tier but defeat means we rely on others.

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RESULT: NWP 1-3 Old Guns

A frustrating evening down at QE as the boys slump to another defeat, lovely goal for Bracher to open his account

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HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING HARRY'S IN GOAL AND NEWMAN'S UP FRONT

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We take on Old Guns tonight who are title contenders, so of course we have a full team to choose from.

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REACTION: Special mentions to Bracher making his return and a masterclass from Massieu-King and then MacGowan in goal to ensure the victory!

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RESULT: NWP 3-1 Mavericks

The boys take a huge step towards safety as Newman, Lock and Arshia's mate who was quite good all scored.

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Tuck, Vaziry, Pitfield, Bracher, Massieu-King, Tedore (all pictured below) are unavailable tonight

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The biggest selection crisis since records began has hit the squad today, as we prepare to face the team currently top of the league.

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GOSSIP: Four squad members en route to a major south west shopping outlet, apparently one of them isn't Greg so must be a fake rumour

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ANNOUNCEMENT: No game again tomorrow, we return in 8 days

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Joe Holdini was a dependable replacement as ever, DMK pulled the strings, MacGowan got his goal as did Newman and Lear was a rock yet again.

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REACTION: Special mentions go to Ryan who looked assured in goal and Matt Lock who was a constant threat and a great outlet out wide for us.

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@Mxcgowan : "We took control early on and never looked back, the only challenge on the night was the big puddle of Sam Whitty's tears"