Geneva

[Adetutu @badtutuu]

There is no common sense in coming back home to cook for someone who has been home all day, except such person is disabled.

[Geneva @Nev___93]

I feel like I just had my daughter yesterday and now she’s starting to crawl 🥹 Y’all wasn’t lying about time flying when they’re babies

[Geneva @Nev___93]

I love the whole Olivia Dean album but I swear Man I Need got crack in it fr

[Geneva @Nev___93]

I’m supposed to go back to work from maternity leave next week and my daughter doesn’t even like me going to the bathroom without her 😩

[Muna @Munalozy]

Consideration.
If you really love someone, you consider them. You think before you speak, and you move with an awareness of how your actions affect their peace. You care about what makes them feel safe, not just what makes you feel good. If you truly love them, you think about how your actions will affect them.

[K. Mudau Stan🇿🇦 @HlatseMoja]

Your pinned tweet is making this even funnier 😭

[Heather Cofer @HeatherACofer]

When we first were married I had the bad habit of leaving my clothes drawers just slightly open. After several months my neat husband very gently asked me if I would mind closing them all the way. I at first bristled with pride, thinking to myself, “It’s not that big of a deal.” And immediately on the heels of that I was struck with this conviction, “Exactly. It’s a *very* small thing to ask. So out of love for your husband just close the drawer.”
It was a paradigm shift that I’ve not practiced perfectly, but I’ve never forgotten.

But now it’s a pet peeve of mine when drawers are left open. 😆

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

baby please quit your job i miss you

[Geneva @Nev___93]

My daughter sleeps with us so much her bassinet has pretty much become storage

[Words @itswords_]

https://t.co/eFLhOWDSzh

[❀࿐ @wtfisTylar]

damn i really got some dope memories with people who can go straight to hell !

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

pork the core

[Bask @baskgod]

4 years is light when you should be ****

[flower beard guy aka the professional shagger @StevyTweets]

This one right here is absolutely had me in tears

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

The accuracy

[Geneva @Nev___93]

Absolutely. Most of my friends 30+ don’t have kids

[ravn @mfnravn]

cinderella was lowkey a soft ass bitch you not finna bully me in MY daddy house