NoxyNeveah

Live ur days as if it were ur last❤️

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@MbalulaFikile Nooo... No No...Mara what's wrong with ANC elders?

[Proteas Women @ProteasWomenCSA]

A Nation’s Belief. 🇿🇦

Forged through generations, carried through every challenge, and strengthened by every setback. 💪

#TheProteas carry South Africa’s unbreakable spirit into the ICC Women’s T20 World Cup. 🏆

#Unbreakable

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@Thando_tz You were cooking

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@22Ours PLEASE 👏

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Abanye abantwana sail through life and wena you always just have to try harder, always have to be strong, always have to understand, It's always never your time😭😭😭😭😭

[Hammond and Hammond Incorporated @DrAneleMngadi]

. @StandardBankZA
#standardbank #bank #fraud #bankfraud #bankingethics #bankingombudsman

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@GaytonMcK Uyashlanyela wena

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

Jho i cant wait for this season's big brother to end... jhoooooooo... for me personally it was so frustrating... too much favouritism jesus #BBMzansiS6

[becca poly. @dearbheki]

please @ProteasMenCSA 🏏🇿🇦

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

Judging from how much she was explaining what Big Brother wanted When they got their brief, she and her partner just did their own thing not what was required at all .. ai #BBMzansiS6

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

Piss off Wanda 😂#BBMzansiS6

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@MyemaneSisipho 😭😭😭😂😂😂 okay?

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

Kodwa what did Mmeli present?
Im still thinking about it now... didnt the brief say they must divide the mask into 4 parts? #BBMzansiS6

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@SuperSportTV @SABC_Sport And support our boys @ProteasMenCSA...anyway CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WIN
#SAvsWI you got this!!

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

I CANT AFFORD YOR PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION @SuperSportTV and I really wish to watch the matches live please have mercy please someone anyone,dont come and show us only the final 💔 @SABC_Sport #T20WorldCup

[Bebé @NoozBebe_]

#NOOZ
#BudgetSpeech

Godongwana said to you:

• We're doing better than 5 years ago. We're not junk anymore. And that junk status was COVID's fault and no one else's.
• The world can see that we've made South Africa great again.
• Let me tell you about what other countries are doing first, so that you can look into the mirror with a rosy filter.
• I will now do the divination ritual of my finance people. Looook into my eyes. Follow the sound of my forecasting voice and be spellbound.
• Fiscal.
• Projection.
• Markets
• Percentages.
• Vuuuulindlela wemaMgobhozi... we're doing great.
• You paid more tax than we expected you to. So, you know what? We won't burden you further.
• But we will burden you further.
• Tax free investments will be increased. That means whatever you think it means.
• If you're a small business, your "you're still poor" cap goes from R1m to R3.5m.
• Cigarette, cigars prices up.
• Beer, Cider, wine all up.
• Fuel levy up
• RAF levy up
• SARS is doing great at our borders. Yes illicit tobacco is seeping in, but that's not my problem.
• Task team for unclaimed riches.
• If you use crypto to commit crimes, err.. we're not happy with you. That is all.
• We will release R12bn for a vague project.
• Social grants fraud is rife. But we will continue.
• Our kids are redundant in skills. So, we're looking into it with money. We won't tell you what we'll do though.
• Social grants. Yes of course. Up and up. Here's a joke about grannies... why aren't you laughing? Here's R80 extra for grannies and grandpas. You get an R80, you get an R80, everybody gets an R80.
• More money for the soldiers and whoever is trained to kill. Here's R200 odd billion for the year. That should do it.
• We'll spend on trains.
• SABC, eish...
• Basic education (for our redundant kids) will be financed. Will things change? No. Don't be silly.
• On health, stop with the HIV, guys. Anyway, we have the money for it. Don't worry.
• Local government is corrupt. So, here's more money to help you to not be so corrupt. We will incentivise you for doing what you should be doing anyway. Please just do it.
• Johannesburg doesn't have water and the money tap is dry. It's not my problem though.
• Infrastructure.
• Do you know how much a trillion is? It's a trillion.
• See how inclusive I am? I called out Minister Groenewald by name.
• The NHI is coming. Like it or not.
• Thank you to everyone who has helped me to make this economy great again. Here are a few more jokes about my colleagues and personal life. Why aren't you laughing?
• Most importantly, I want to thank the commissioner of SARS. My chief henchman, my sidekick, my main schoolground bully.
• Speaking of which, GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY RIGHT NOW!

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

A man like him, for me God 🙏

[mahi🇦🇷^᪲᪲᪲ @chilionswift]

PLS SEND A HUNGRY MAN LIKE HIM IN MY LIFE GOD

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

Someone once tweeted that Que might be into Bravo and you know what... I now believe you. #BBMzansiS6

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@BBMzansi please ke my brother, u must act... stop favouritism #BBMzansiS6

[NoxyNeveah @NeveahNoxy]

@moxiesweetums I love myself now❤️