Never Ever Podcast!

Sometimes a Texas Rangers podcast

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NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨

New York’s hottest club is Never Ever Podcast! this. place. has. EVERYTHING:

-Fan Feat reactions
-minor league free agent signings
-Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer
-a human pitcher’s mound
https://t.co/2fqjChgxEp

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We are willing to trade Ezequiel Duran for Jordan Romano and cash. Please respond at your earliest convenience @BlueJays

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NEW EPISODE - the Rangers are 7-5 and so it’s time to judge these players from our couches. We happily welcome @alllennb to the council. Jack gets mad at someone. It’s a hoot. SPOTIFY https://t.co/3Jlz4a9fLA

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BREAKING: Astros 2B Jose Altuve crushed by falling piano, opened mouth and teeth were replaced with piano keys

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NEW POD ALERRTTTTTTT NEW EPISODE FINALLY

We preview the entire AL West division for 2023 and there are hot takes everywhere omg 🫢🫢😱😱🤯🤯

[Carter 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @carterlacy17]

NEW @NeverEverPod - 2023 AL WEST/RANGERS SEASON PREVIEW
Myself, @SnackPr0tein, @HopsHoops and @onlinelonghorn discuss
- Mark Mathias leaving/LeBron's Legacy
- Terrorism
- Jarred Kelenic's life path
- More!
Out on all streaming platforms
SPOTIFY LINK: https://t.co/DClQQOxYuq

[Carter 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @carterlacy17]

NEW @NeverEverPod - 2023 AL WEST/RANGERS SEASON PREVIEW
Myself, @SnackPr0tein, @HopsHoops and @onlinelonghorn discuss
- Mark Mathias leaving/LeBron's Legacy
- Terrorism
- Jarred Kelenic's life path
- More!
Out on all streaming platforms
SPOTIFY LINK: https://t.co/DClQQOxYuq

[Carter 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @carterlacy17]

We're recording the quintessential 2023 Texas Rangers season preview pod on @NeverEverPod tonight. We're gonna preview the entire AL West and predict the year. If you have questions about the season, the team, the league, or something entirely else, please send them here.

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I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Rangers. I am no longer a fan.

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To make room on the Major League roster for Smith, INF Mark Mathias has been designated for assignment.

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we look forward to having you, Ben! you can leave the badger at home!

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🚨FRIENDLY REMINDER🚨

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Everyone thinks the Houston Astros are so good but how many Super Bowl rings do they even have

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@HopsHoops it’s what the people are demanding

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@HopsHoops yup that’s what it’s called

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NEW EPISODE ALERT 🚨

New York’s hottest club is Never Ever Podcast! this. place. has. EVERYTHING:

-Fan Feat reactions
-minor league free agent signings
-Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer
-a human pitcher’s mound
https://t.co/2fqjChgxEp

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It’s just been announced that Nate Lowe will be teaching Art History 1301 at UT Arlington next fall! Congrats, Nathaniel!

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@not_paul_dano this is a developing news story

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BREAKING: i’m being told that the Texas Rangers will have a clubhouse capybara on hand this season. @josh_smith8 will be in charge of giving it regular baths and @thearn14 will be teaching it to do tricks!

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Congratulations to Rangers legends Tanner Scheppers, Julio Borbon, Jim Adduci, and Warner Madrigal on their election to the @baseballhall today!

[Carter 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @carterlacy17]

My sources tell me the Rangers “are” going to put “a team” on the “field”, this season. My sources also tell me all 30 teams have interest in trading for “any given player at any point” because “constructing the roster is literally the GM’s job”

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Everyone thinks the Houston Astros are so good but how many Super Bowl rings do they even have

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Retweet if you are excited to watch the Texas Rangers in 2023 or if you have bodies hidden under your floorboards!

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we’re giving away a SIGNED CHARLIE CULBERSON bag of sunflower seeds to one person who follows us in the next 24 hours 👀