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and if youuu caaan believe it

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visited a very cursed place today

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@hepimp called this out last year and got no traction lmao

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has anyone made this comp before

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@asher_971 call the station redmond dtwn or something

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i miss the gas dispensers in texas. maybe i’m doing it wrong but i swear in washington you have to give yourself a hand injury whenever you fill up

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on the precipice of becoming sparkling water pilled

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i feel like the google ai overview started to talk like ai recently, whereas before it at least was presented like information returned from a regular search. we have been and will continue to be so cooked

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@wsdot kinda giving twin peaks energy

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light upon the lake

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posting slug

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how can you not be romantic about fish and chips

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just heard oblivion grimes in a mcdonald’s commercial

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longhorn football player nervous about passing the championship hydration test before a game: “Let Me Pee Clear”

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it

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had a dream they got rid of the 4 for $4 (i know it’s more now, but i called it that in my dream) and i crashed out

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alex g // agriculture

they threw lemons into the crowd between songs. incredible. anyways, love alex g shoutout to the accordion he played for ~30 seconds. and agriculture was cool, shoutout plants

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heartbroken for juniper. such a painful loss

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may not have gotten in to see again again from the standby line, but i am currently at regal about to see sheep detective, which i feel like is an acceptable consolation lol @StopTweetingMia

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jaboukie, the first and probably only time i’ll see an inflatable tube guy in a residential area, two gay mallards in the parking garage, and me

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that’s a lot of lamps!!!

katie crutchfield (waxahatchee) + mj lenderman // brennan wedl

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@ScoringChanges @CloseCallSports @Jomboy_ don’t work for jomboy