GOLD

Researcher, philanthropist, breeder, author, human. married.

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@PokemonKristal

[𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 💋 @MischievousWork]

Did Adaman cheat on me? Let's discuss.

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

"Looks like someone can't hang!"

Kickflips over the other trainer.

"C'MON SANDILE!"

[Red. @WanderingChamp]

Spending too much time in Unova lately.

Too many bright lights and buildings.

Back to Kanto, maybe?

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer "Hm. Okay, you know what, I did have a gift, but if YOUUUU want to be so rude I guess you don't need it!"

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer "Ah. . . I knew this day would come. You think you're too old, spend a little time in the Pen and you don't want to seem like you're weak. . Pathetic just cause you're a little scrawny. . So I have an idea."

Pause for his super dramatic effect.

"In Johto they say Ojisan."

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

More Pokémon join to the glasses meeting 🤓

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

Glasses meeting

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

"Happy #WokeWednesday, everyone!"

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer "Ah. . . Hehe. . Hundred years. Keep dreaming kiddo.

Anyways I'm excited! My publisher said they're ready for the manuscript whenever and you're ready."

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

Walking into the booth, and just looking at his watch. Waving as soon as @VagabondDealer, is being escorted.

"VOLO!! IT'S ME! YOUR TIO! HEY BUDDY!"

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer "Hey that's good! Sounds like an initiation almost.

Aye, it's okay mijo.

They're missing out on a wicked little guy! Theyre gonna regret it!

Especially when your book strikes it big! How's that going by the way?"

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer "Heyyyyy buddy.

How's it going? You doing good?

Make any new friends in there?

Maybe. . . A smuggler?"

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

"I can't believe eiscue canonically Naruto run."

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The only Winter Olympics footage you need to see today.. 😊

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer @ARealLooker "Oh it is. Anyways! I gotta get to a book signing, so you hang in there! I'll send a gift later!

Oh and tell Looker I really appreciate the feedback on the book, takes a real fan to keep it real y'know?

Buh-bye mijo! Love you!"

Click!

#PokéTrialC72025

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer @ARealLooker "What?

No. No, if you were gonna get married I'd be there. Yeah, I went to the court house just in case to get annulled but it never happened so it's all good."

Dismissive hand wave.

#PokéTrialC72025

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@ARealLooker @VagabondDealer -

"I saw all the crimes against Beatrice that they said you'd committed!!

I was like Beatrice, his ex girlfriend? No way!!!"

#PokéTrialC72025

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@ARealLooker @SpidopsStudies @VagabondDealer "MIJO!!! MIJO DON'T WORRY I HEARD! I CALLED RIGHT AFTER I WOKE UP! I HEARD EVERYTHING FROM BUZZNAV ABOUT #PokéTrialC72025!"

Pages flipping over the phone.

"Don't worry! We'll make sure you're comfortable! Are you okay? Do you have protection? Do you need a shiv?"

PAUSE.

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[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

"Oh. Woah. . . I feel it. . . Big things happening this New Years Eve!!!"

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

"DANG IT!!"

[Pokémon News @BuzzNavTab]

And now, the candidate for the award of Best Yawn at 12:32 PM are Gold, @NewBarkGamble, Jasmine, @OlivineJasmine, and Ingo, @MountedEndeavor. The envelope is opening! The award goes to... @OlivineJasmine! Jasmine's famous catchphrase is CLANG!

#TrainersChoiceAwards2025

[GOLD @NewBarkGamble]

@VagabondDealer "Ah. . . Man Beatrice I missed these times! I remember my first taste of your dry yogurt on our book tour! It was fantastic and I miss it! In fact I missed it so much, I bought out your entire online supply and all the backstock! You should get all four checks soon!!"