NewBird

The triple breakfast stack from @mcdonalds slaps mf hard

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Can all the women lay off the retard juice please and thank you

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Do you ever wonder why people bail on plans for a solid 7 months and then you stray and they start bugging tf out? Wild concept

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Yikes

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Getting did of my Twitter due to the ever sinking hole in my chest 💜🌹

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

He do tho

[PETA @peta]

NO ONE deserves to be boiled alive! #GoVegan

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

My face will now permanently be my avi GANG GANG

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

My GF: "You can use my pussy wash if need be" 😂 OKAY

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

@cowtwins

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Someone buy me a pizza and I'll literally send you my nudes

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

@JamesLyons_13 Oh wow its goats slide thru

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Bringing back drunk NewBird tweets tonight stay tuned

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Drinking hella rumchata like a basic bitch you know I got a lotta

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

🙌

[Ninja @Ninja]

Guys out there who are nervous to talk girls... just know that she has at one point had terrible farts and uncontrollable diarrhea... they are human... :D

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

@peta These wool socks sure do keep my feet warm tho

[NewBird @NewBirdslayer]

Fucking hang yourself PETA

[PETA @peta]

#SteveIrwin was killed while harassing a ray; he dangled his baby while feeding a crocodile & wrestled wild animals who were minding their own business. Today’s #GoogleDoodle sends a dangerous, fawning message. Wild animals are entitled to be left alone in their natural habitats.

[ChanceMorris @Sodapoppintv]

I am but a retarded squirrel in the wilderness.

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

Im hugging myself rn

[Jev @Jev]

Corgi. That is all.
(She was like 3 months at this time.)