Zapp Brannigan

A tale so grand, so heroic, it can scarcely be contained in mere text, but I shall try for the sake of my adoring public. I am Captain Zapp Brannigan.

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@AmericanPrmtxq I'm so happy to see black people successfully developing industry. Especially now that reparations are no longer necessary/possible.

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@mattforney Congratulations to whoever owns/makes the Kool-aid.

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@zackdfilms1 I wonder if Neuralink is going to allow is to position Tetris pieces instantly with our minds.

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@soncharm Kinda like if that one trooper had fired on the droids escape hatch instead of holding fire.

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@GeForce_JacobF battery dead in 3 minutes?

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@GamewithDave

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@MikeMartin71381 @Tablesalt13 Phrasing.

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@mkbtm it seems brightest in the center of the display area. IRL with your eyes, is it uniform brightness? Does it flicker?

Cool stuff.

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@DavidGofDuncan @NoContextHumans AI bullshit

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@BryanMcNamaraUS @RetroGamer_Mag I can still hear the soundtrack.

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@MattWalshBlog If portion of that budget is victory donuts for the troops, be sure to go with dunkin donuts not tims.

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@popup_tddy Good job soldier.

That much makes it permanent. Say hi to the demons you're about to encounter.

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@MarsUniversityX So.....

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@DegenApeDev I'll give DD a chance until they run into the same issues Tim's is having.

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@AlexTran677026 Some funny bits but it is an overhyped comedy.

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@EricLDaugh Belly button protruding. Very disrespectfully.

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@_dxllz7 George Lazenby

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@Rainmaker1973 Total misunderstanding of Orcas:

They are ruthless vectors of death. they do not leave witnesses. It's not that they've never killed, it's that no one has ever lived to tell the tale.

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@tomgreenlive "I hate politics" then the obvious pro-democrat "more donkeys" message. Typical Canadian can't stay out of American politics.

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