Noah

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Miscellaneous Socialist | Bear Jew | 24 year old male who thinks time is running out

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

Geoff please I am so tired of the realismslop #SummerGameFest

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@dacarez0ne_ I’ve found that 75% of the time it’s European tourists who don’t know any better

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

They really nailed the title of Monster House. That was indeed a Monster House

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@DatChaosGuy No VPN warning next to that Israel location

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

Reading this opinion is infuriating because the majority cites to a dictionary more often than it cites to any actual established law

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Breaking news: The Supreme Court of Virginia has struck down new congressional map that Virginia voters passed last month.

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@lucifers_lemon @Jqmping1 I think you should look at the tweet I’m replying to again if you think I took this seriously

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

Zenyatta basically unchanged and Juno got nerfed

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

New #Overwatch Balance Changes 🛠️

🎼 Sigma
Hyper Regeneration (Minor Perk):
→ Now restores barrier health only when damaging enemy heroes.
Experimental Barrier:
→ (6v6) Maximum health reduced from 650 to 600.

🔮 Ramattra
Ravenous Vortex:
→ Vengeful Vortex moved from Perk to baseline ability.
→ Projectile now explodes on contact with the ground.
→ Explosion can now be manually detonated while airborne.
→ Explosion damage reduced from 50 to 15.
Prolonged Barrier (Minor Perk):
→ New Minor Perk.
→ Void Barrier duration and size increased by 25%.
Vengeful Vortex (Major Perk):
→ Removed.
Void Surge (Major Perk):
→ Moved from Minor to Major Perk.
→ Delay between bursts reduced from 0.75 to 0.6 seconds.

🛡️ Reinhardt
Shield Slam (Minor Perk):
→ Added a custom setting allowing Shield Slam to be bound to Quick Melee, enabling free look while the perk is equipped.

🐽 Roadhog
Scrap Gun:
→ Reload time increased from 1.5 to 1.75 seconds.
Chain Hook:
→ Cooldown increased from 6 to 8 seconds.
Invigorate (Major Perk):
→ Removed.
Hogdrogen Exposure (Major Perk):
→ New Major Perk.
→ Take a Breather now heals nearby allies for 50% of its healing amount.

🦍 Winston
General:
→ (6v6) Base health reduced from 350 to 325. (Total health including armor and shields reduced from 550 to 525.)
Tesla Cannon:
→ Deals 50% increased damage to deployables.

🐹 Wrecking Ball
General:
→ (6v6) Base health reduced from 475 to 450. (Total health including armor and shields reduced from 575 to 550.)

🪭 Anran
Fan the Flames:
→ Impact damage increased from 5 to 6.
Inferno Rush:
→ Impact damage reduced from 50 to 30.
Dancing Blaze:
→ Now heals Anran for 50 health on the first target hit and 25 health for each subsequent target.
Hungering Blaze (Major Perk):
→ Increases the healing of Dancing Blaze’s subsequent strikes by 25%.
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost reduced by 7%.
→ Major Perk cost reduced by 5%.

🧨 Ashe
Double Barreled (Minor Perk):
→ Time required to retrigger Coach Gun increased from 1 to 2 seconds.

🧢 Bastion
Configuration Reload (Minor Perk):
→ No longer fully refunds cooldown.
→ Now reduces cooldown by 4 seconds.
Armored Artillery (Minor Perk):
→ Overhealth degeneration reduced from 100 to 50 per second.
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost increased by 10%.
→ Major Perk cost increased by 6%.

🔵 Echo
Duplicate:
→ Can now duplicate allied heroes.
Focused Rush (Minor Perk):
→ Range increased from 4 to 6 meters.

💥 Emre
Siphon Blaster:
→ Added an accessibility option which allows players to hold Secondary Fire to automatically fire Siphon Blaster at a reduced fire rate.
Heat Sink (Minor Perk):
→ Heat generated from direct hits reduced from 100% to 60%.

💣 Junkrat
Mine Recycling (Major Perk):
→ Moved from Minor to Major Perk.
→ Eliminations with Concussion Mine restore one charge.
Bomb Voyage (Minor Perk):
→ Moved from Major to Minor Perk.
→ Attack speed bonus reduced from 35% to 25%.

🚀 Pharah
Hover Jets:
→ Bonus movement speed reduced from 40% to 30%.
Barrage:
→ Pharah can now move while using Barrage.
→ Explosion damage reduced from 30 to 25.
Drift Thrusters (Minor Perk):
→ Removed.
Concussive Force (Minor Perk):
→ New Minor Perk.
→ Concussive Blast deals up to 50 explosion damage.

💀 Reaper
Dire Triggers:
→ Moved from Perk to baseline ability.
→ Cooldown increased from 3 to 6 seconds.
Trigger Finger (Major Perk):
→ New Major Perk.
→ Using an ability or reloading refreshes Dire Triggers’ cooldown.

🎖️ Soldier: 76
Sprint:
→ Can now reload while sprinting.
→ Reloading while sprinting reduces Sprint’s movement speed bonus by 50%, diminishing over the duration.
→ Added a custom setting allowing Sprint to cancel reload.
Agility Training (Major Perk):
→ Removed.
Full Stride (Major Perk):
→ New Major Perk.
→ Sprint’s movement speed bonus gradually increases by an additional 25% over 2 seconds.

👾 Sombra
Stealth:
→ Movement speed bonus reduced by 50% while revealed by damage.
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost reduced by 6%.
→ Major Perk cost reduced by 5%.

⏫ Tracer
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost reduced by 10%.
→ Major Perk cost reduced by 7%.

🐺 Vendetta
General:
→ Armor reduced from 100 to 75.
Onslaught (Passive):
→ Movement speed per stack reduced from 4% to 2%.
Palatine Fang:
→ Overhead swing bonus range reduced from 2.5 to 2.0 meters.
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost reduced by 6%.
→ Major Perk cost reduced by 5%.

🕷️ Widowmaker
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost reduced by 6%.
→ Major Perk cost reduced by 4%.

💉 Ana
Biotic Grenade:
→ Cooldown reduced from 14 to 12 seconds.

🪛 Brigitte
Barrier Shield:
→ Health increased from 250 to 300.
Combat Medic (Minor Perk):
→ Cooldown refunded increased from 0.5 to 0.75 seconds.

😺 Jetpack Cat
Frenetic Flight:
→ Acceleration reduced by 11%.

🛸 Juno
Pulsar Torpedoes:
→ (6v6) Cooldown increased from 10 to 12 seconds.
Glide Boost:
→ Movement speed bonus reduced from 50% to 40%.

🪷 Lifeweaver
Healing Blossom:
→ Maximum healing increased from 80 to 90.
Rejuvenating Dash:
→ Healing increased from 45 to 55.
Life Grip:
→ Now cleanses allies when pulled.
Sow the Seed (Major Perk):
→ Cooldown reduced from 14 to 11 seconds.

🐸 Lucio
Crossfade:
→ (6v6) Healing reduced from 20 to 18.
Accelerando (Major Perk):
→ Gain 15% attack speed while Lucio's Speed Song is active, tripled during Amp It Up.

🦊 Kiriko
Swift Step:
→ Teleport range reduced from 35 to 30 meters.
Healing Ofuda:
→ Fire rate increased from 5 to 7 per second.

⛓️ Mizuki
Remedy Aura:
→ (6v6) Minimum healing reduced from 5 to 4.5.
→ (6v6) Maximum healing reduced from 20 to 18.
Kekkai Sanctuary:
→ No longer spawns if Mizuki is eliminated during the cast time.
Katashiro Return:
→ Can now activate return while other animations are active, excluding Kekkai Sanctuary’s cast animation.
→ Movement speed bonus reduced from 35% to 30%.
Perk Costs:
→ Minor Perk cost increased by 16%.
→ Major Perk cost increased by 10%.

🪽 Mercy
Flash Heal:
→ Moved from Perk to baseline ability.
→ Cooldown reduced from 15 to 12 seconds.
→ Base healing increased from 50 to 60.
→ Healing multiplier on allies below 50% health reduced from 3x to 2x.
Caduceus Staff:
→ Healing reduced from 60 to 55.
Guardian Angel:
→ Launch speed reduced by 10%.
Double Dose (Major Perk):
→ New Major Perk.
→ Flash Heal gains an additional charge but its base healing is reduced by 10%.

🌊 Wuyang
Rushing Torrent:
→ Duration reduced from 4 to 3.5 seconds.

🦿 Zenyatta
Orb of Discord:
→ (6v6) Damage amplification reduced from 30% to 25%.

What do you think of the changes? 💭

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@TheWapplehouse

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@IGN Knowing this game they probably just fast traveled to somewhere in the city

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@NovelistNick @emeriticus “Pew-pewed”

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Fuck
#unfuck

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@SocDem_Erika “Record war profits”

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@CantEverDie Is it just me or does he look more ghoulish than usual

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@CheshireTrick I hate this evil fucking country so much

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@esjesjesj

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@JosephPeel7680 @kenklippenstein Yeah that’s obvious, but democrats need to focus on this being a ridiculous and pointless war rather than trying to focus on procedural garbage that the general public doesn’t care about

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@Maxx_Again “Virtue signal the law” is a new one

[Noah @NewEnglanderr]

@USA_Polling