New Mom Rom Com

Hannah O’Reilly... Intro to motherhood, a romantic comedy.

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

After a month of dada dada
my baby finally said mama!!
😍🥰😍😍🥰😍
to the cat

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

Three things are certain in life.

1. Taxes
2. Death
3. I'm gonna wake up each day with new mysterious bruises from my toddlers

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

Come blindside my family with me so they can raise all their concerns in your face. I'll be nodding along agreeing with them so it looks like these weren't my own decisions and promises. #90dayfiancetheotherway

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

@shops_she how is he so chill about it?! ... he gets a house built for him and his fiancé, they move in too because of a a typhoon, and now they're in charge of him? aren't they the guests? the dynamics are confusing me.

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

@Aramex how can I contact aramex UAE?! They've admitted in writing they sent my package to the wrong address and then stopped responding to my emails ever since?!

[Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara]

Sneezonings:
When a toddler sneezes all over your food.

[Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1]

They should make a morning after pill for anyone who ate 3 or more crunch wrap supremes.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Making a new version of The Very Hungry Caterpillar where the thing he hungers for is vengeance.

[Late to the party Laura @ericamorecambe]

Welcome to parenthood where your weekends are both too short and too long.

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

Toddler’s tantrums are now a game of chicken between my husband and I of who will give in first. And she knows it.

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

@dopeconfections Keep watching, Rae’s mom is… way less cool.

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

It’s not ‘hiding from your kids in a closet’, it’s creating bonding time for your spouse and child

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

Toddler 18mo has now started dropping to the floor crying in front of her brother 9 to get him in trouble and get me to hold her. This kid is T-R-O-U-B-L-E 😵‍💫🤣

[JK Molina @OneJKMolina]

9) "You can only connect the points looking backwards"

-Steve Jobs

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

16m: [shreiks at penguin exhibit]

Me: don’t be scared sweetheart!

9y: that was a scream of joy. You need to learn your child more.

[K Squared @thatdentaldude]

I honestly believe you’re born with the ability to wrap gifts or you’re not.

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

@parentalmis Thanks!

https://t.co/3JYvw6LIuc

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

Neighbor 6: I can make your tea!
Me: wah?! Really?!
6: *puts tea bag in mug* I just need help with water and milk

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

@parentalmis Thanks!

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

After a month of dada dada
my baby finally said mama!!
😍🥰😍😍🥰😍
to the cat

[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

Parenting is just rushing or waiting. There’s no in-between.

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

@jimmyfallon Please let’s make a button on calls to make the other phone lie that we have a bad connection #mycrazyinvention

[New Mom Rom Com @NewMomRomCom]

Best thing I’ve read in ages @_e_watkins thanks for the laughs

[Independent Voices @IndyVoices]

Congratulations to Piers Morgan, the real winner of the women’s US Open | @_e_watkins https://t.co/13T1bXvUhK