Mom Thoughts

random musings of a sleep deprived new mother

[Mom Thoughts @NewMomStuff]

That moment when you finally fall asleep, the baby starts screaming, and you die a little inside. #momlife #mommyproblems

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One minute can barely hold eyes open, next laughing and smiling like she's not even tired. #whatisthisnonsense #momlife

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My thoughts exactly. #momlife #momproblems #mommyproblems #momthoughts

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Turns out being a human Binkie is kinda painful #momlife

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I thought having a child, I might start to like Christmas. Truth is I kinda hate it even more now.

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Thought about adding Kaluaha to my coffee this morning, but the dog gave me judgey eyes. #momlife #itsnotfridayyet?

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That moment when the baby takes a huge crap and falls asleep instantly. Wake up for diaper change or hope she wakes up quickly on her own.

[Bizarro Mark @Bizarro_Mark]

If my wife says she doesn't "need anything for Christmas" I should probably check the credit card statement, huh?

[MommyAndSons @MommyAndSons]

#KnowYourAnon I don't like Xmas much. I do it for the kids. It just seems so stressful and obligatory. I'd rather buy shit all year long.

[Mom Thoughts @NewMomStuff]

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Unless you agree with Ted Nugent, then you're just an idiot.

[Ashley Ulicsni @aulicsni]

Sure fire way to have your child wake from a nap? Get comfortable on the couch. #workseverytime #momlife

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Things I never thought I would say: "so how much spit up is in my hair? Enough to not shower? No? K good it can wait till tomorrow" #momlife

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Baby puked in my hair. It was only a little bit. Is it bad I'm not phased, and am not thinking about taking a shower immediately? #momlife

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Anyone say they have to go to the bathroom and hand the baby off to their partner just to get some uninterrupted quiet time? Just me? Ok...

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@KTBooBaby love the little hedgehogs!

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Never realized how bad disposable diapers smelled till we switched to cloth. #ick #makeclothmainstream #momlife #mommyproblems #momthoughts

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Would I be a terrible mom if I woke the baby to eat because one boob was rock hard? #mommyproblems #momlife