New Shepard Rocket

I go up and then come straight back down. There's quite literally nothing to it. (Parody account)

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

Ayyyyyyy we back boys and girls. I am SO READY for that fifth turtle 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

It’s been fun, y’all! See you next time!

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

See ya back on the ground, guys!

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

Sorry guys, I forgot my keys.

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

Oh boy. Let’s do dis. https://t.co/xknmZ37NAd

[Blue Origin @blueorigin]

Current liftoff target for New Shepard’s 8th test flight is 845am CDT tomorrow, 4/29. Livestream starts at T-15 mins on https://t.co/XNq9WB3aZ2

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@Delta_IV_Heavy Shhhh I can’t talk about it right now. I’ll get back to you on that later.

[Blue Origin @blueorigin]

First hotfire of our BE-4 engine is a success #GradatimFerociter

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

When is it my turn to go?

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@SLC4_LZ2 @abbygarrettX @F9FirstStage @F9Landingleg @MerlinTheEngine Did someone call?

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@abbygarrettX @cariann @Ula @blueorigin @OrbitalATK @tmro @NASASpaceflight @MarsCuriosity Your art looks amazing! Thanks for including me!

[Abby Garrett @abbygarrettart]

"There's a place in space for everyone"-@cariann #spacex #abbygarrettart @ULA @blueorigin @OrbitalATK @tmro @NASASpaceflight @MarsCuriosity

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@abbygarrettX @blueorigin @JeffBezos Oh wow! This is fantastic!

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@Falcon9Cryolox @NewGlennR Slowish. Getting ready for some stuff coming up sooner than later.

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

Just realized I have 200 followers. Oops. Thanks guys!

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@MLEN_HQ @maxwellgoddard1 @FHRocket Not 🐢what 🐢I'm 🐢meant 🐢for 🐢

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

This just in: DLL (unimportant to Dragon, really) thinks that we're stupid. Sorry @JeffBezos and @blueorigin but we have to call it all off.

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@FHRocket You don't really seem to realize that my purpose is entirely different than F9's. I'm not meant to do anything besides sub-orbital

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@FHRocket But looks at it this way. Of the two of us, who has actually flown? You were supposed to go in 2013 and haven't. That's pretty sad

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

To be honest, I don't understand why people are so excited about Falcon 9. It's just a rocket, people. Calm down. (Plus I'm way cooler)

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

I know I'm late to the party, but RIP Mr. Glenn. Thank you for everything that you did.

[New Shepard Rocket @NewShepardR]

@DragonWindow Why do you guys always bully me? 😢