New Wizards

A Harry Potter podcast for grown-ass adults. On iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, etc. || by @amhorton & @jnalv

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

Noided
Earnest
Valiant
Incorruptible
Lionhearted
Lkilled the titty snake. fuck
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://t.co/KgbdRoFyYL

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@itsemfox thanks for listening!!!

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

Hello again! The wizards are back with a tongue-flickingly exciting recap of the Goblet of Fire movie 👅👅👅 Make sure to visit https://t.co/MmZ5cPFYWF for the full watch-along track! https://t.co/T98z7IwraZ

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@Ab_Zag AHHHHHHHH

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@YungShopBoi yo these are sick. our boy Albie is going IN

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@The_nerd_jordan Thanks for tuning-in, Jordan! 🐍

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@laurdavi On paper, Scabbers is a devoted pet...

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@ProfChatterbug yes! good call. we’ll do it for movie 5 and onwards

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@ME_Bastien Thanks! We just got around to posting it :)

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

We’re back after the holidays with the third movie watch-along and recap! Thanks for your patience. We already recorded #4, and it’ll be in your ears soon! https://t.co/LLKcQ17m07

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@Ash_Graffeo lol teach ‘em right! and thanks!

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

wait... one more

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Shitting your pants at Harry Potter World is cosplay now

[wint @dril]

"fear not loyal fans. james bond blasts all his turds/piss to smithereens with a laser while on missions." -james bond, author of james bond

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

@pottermore

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

this isn’t as bad as folkloric anti-semitism but they are trying our patience

[Wizarding World @wizardingworld]

Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@GlantzInYoPantz @pottermore @JNalv @AMHorton WHAT THW FUJK

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@Thornbrow Thanks so much! this gif is... something else

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

@carmel_levy It’ll be up soon!!

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

listen here, and elsewhere! https://t.co/7WVocFTVJB

[New Wizards @NewWizardsPod]

we’re in this!!! ahhhh!! thanks so much to @madeleine_rae and @mega_hurt for having us!

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Yer a podcast, Harry https://t.co/zw3x0P8rLY