My New Year's resolution is to leave this awful (but once fun) platform now that it's become what it has. I think we were all holding out hope that @jack would eventually come back like a dad who realised he DOES love his family after all.
See you on Threads. Different handle.✌️
Why were Mama and Papa Bear sleeping in separate beds? Turns out porridge wasn't the only thing that had gone cold in that house. The moral: nothing brings a family together like a good old home invasion.
"I hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend your days slaving away to buy shoes for it" might be the most creative insult I've ever heard.