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I've got nothing to say. And I'm saying it.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

My New Year's resolution is to leave this awful (but once fun) platform now that it's become what it has. I think we were all holding out hope that @jack would eventually come back like a dad who realised he DOES love his family after all.

See you on Threads. Different handle.✌️

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

@ozconsoul Both would probably thank the stingray for the "exquisitely painful" experience.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

In love with life, their family, and curious creatures—Steve Irwin and Gomez Addams are the same type of guy, just with different hobbies.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

If your Erectus lasts more than 1 million years, please consult your doctor.

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

I think we, as a species, should set ourselves a reasonable goal. Homo Erectus lasted 1 million years. That seems ambitious but doable imho

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Mentally, I've already fallen down the stairs 8 times.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

🚨 BREAKING: Jake Paul challenges entire retirement village to fight after beating Mike Tyson (age 58).

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

First day in hell ✨❤️

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Making new friends sucks because they're not caught up on my lore.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

The moon is fighting cosmetic surgery allegations again

[YBG sam @oohdope]

Some people believe the moon is natural LMAO

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Can someone remind me which Olsen twin is the triplet? Was it Mary, Kate, or Ashley?

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Hmmm... Best guess is Ibiza, but idk.

[Sam ♥ @quantmum]

Tempted to just get on a one way flight to Ibiza and see where I end up 🤣

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

I wake up, I malfunction, I call it a day.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Are there any restaurants in this area? No. It's a murder zone.

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Maybe Moo Deng can heal the hole Harambe left and the world can be whole again.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

@CSeidmanNBCS @AmtrakNECAlerts @AmtrakNECAlerts what exactly caused the delay? To Corey's point, there's no info about this online.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

An emo acapella group called Self Harmony.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Just heard someone call the Cybertruck a "DepLorean" and I'm furious I didn't think of that first.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Why were Mama and Papa Bear sleeping in separate beds? Turns out porridge wasn't the only thing that had gone cold in that house. The moral: nothing brings a family together like a good old home invasion.

[Radio Free Disney 🪤🌻🍨 @vibegender]

what the fuck is the moral of Goldilocks even supposed to be

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

"I hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend your days slaving away to buy shoes for it" might be the most creative insult I've ever heard.

[👽🛸 @NewYorkCydia]

Is mercury still in Gatorade?