U n R e a L 🇹🇹

Ball, Car & FPS Enthusiast | Graphic Artist/Twitch Streamer

[U n R e a L 🇹🇹 @NewYorksUnreaL]

Niggas aint finna delete shit @A2Enoch

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[♱vince♱ @FULLCENTIT]

This guy has like 150k on YouTube for UFC (suprisingly never seen him prior) and he was out here MOVIN back in gears 3 this ong was nice to see I hope to get bro in my lobbies either with or against him in E-Day ngl @Pryoxis

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

I think this was the pinnacle of my Resident Evil period

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

Halo Campaign Evolved is the greatest and most faithful remake ever made and Halo Studios is the best developer ever created.

[GhostRade @GhostRade]

Gears of War 2 but Dom ran out of Boltok ammo on his way to Maria so he has to use the Torque Bow on her

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

LMFAOOO

[marz. @OVOSTRIFE]

ALL OF MY “ICE” 🥶

[malu @meowletty]

Omg she de-nigga’d him

[Boundary Break @BoundaryBreak]

XBOX Boot up screen out of bounds everyone.

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

I took this screenshot four years ago during one of the lowest points in my life. A friend later surprised me with a painting of it and my partner hung it on our wall as a reminder to keep going. It’s surreal to see it still being shared around

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

So they swapped out a real person for a black chick 😭

You just cant make this shit up

[Hail Mary Sports @hailmarysportss]

Who would’ve guessed dogs pissing themselves would forever change nfl shit talking

[mothman47 @mothman_47]

I gotta play this. Holy cow.

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

If it's Wedge and his guards, they'll ball on you regardless if you swing them or they swing you.

You can, however, swing on normal Black Division and not get one-framed.

The problem is that both his guards and normal Black Division look the same and have the exact same voices.

[Buckaroo 🕯✊🏻 @buckthebigguy77]

Its wild how in the OG game Chief was so intimidating and awe inspiring to the marines they never dared speak up to him but now we have "turbo dyke mcgee strong woman" to interject every 2 seconds about how toxic master chief is

[Fliff @fliff]

NBA 2K when they saw this cover in April

[DD 🇱🇷 @ThatPekinDD]

Oh yea this getting added to the slander library fasho

[GOLD @goldner_paulo]

Os gringo descobrindo agora o que os tio das banca fazia a 20 anos atrás kkkkkkkk

[Italian 🚅🇮🇹🇻🇦 @Italian347]

The Vita is such a funny console

Completely worthless software wise because Sony completely botched it, but insanely good hardware wise, so becomes absolutely top tier when jailbroken