NewsRedos

Rewriting Headlines, one bad summary at a time.

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U.S. Government pays @elonmusk $5 million to smoke joint with @joerogan.
https://t.co/HFJXipdrU5

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@SpaceX It looks like the end of Star Trek 4 the voyage home. Spaceship in the ocean.

[Rick Scott @SenRickScott]

Congress needs to get the SAVE America Act DONE the INSTANT we get back to DC next week.

Share if you agree.

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@FarmGirlCarrie He never said he graduated. They 'left graduate school'.

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@CTVMontreal How many of the dead were directly caused by the female police officer?

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@NBCNews The staff that put the press release together that blamed the team needs and should be fired.

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@yorkrevolution @ShipleyEnergy The whole front office should probably be fired after that press release blamed the players for not wanting to be forced to be gay.

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@drkathysmiles @ChrisLandauUSA @ciscowski https://t.co/NmvTjDtmqk here is the business website to the alleged criminals here.

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@HouseMajPAC This poorly named PAC is threatened by a political outsider like congressman @TheAKGuy

[Andrew Wilson @paleochristcon]

Candace isn't a Demon.

She's retarded.

Demons are smart.

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Democrats never lear.

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@saras76 @JSweetLI 'Messy brain stories' is what this incident should be labeled under in the history books in 30 years.

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@wjxt4 Return your degree. There is no way in the piece to understand the organization is called 'Here tomorrow'. Even the context is not enough with the organizations name.

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@theblaze I pray they keep it shut down this time until the Dems cave. Show normal people how much of their lives are not impacted by the Federal government.

[Debra Lea @thedebralea]

Instead of sharing the horrific, vile, & heart-stopping video of Charlie Kirk being shot, I urge you to share images of his beautiful family whose worst nightmare has come true.

Every kid deserves a dad.
Every wife deserves a husband.
Every American needs Charlie Kirk.

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@RepNancyMace I actually disagree with the 19th amendment. I have daughters too.

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

The explicit goal of this company is to put so much weaponry into the hands of American citizens it becomes unthinkable for Europeans to visit, let alone live here.

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@Mrgunsngear We are trying to pay them what we owe them.

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@Mrgunsngear Lmao

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@matt_vanswol DC was always supposed to be controlled by the federal government. That is why they don't get representation in government.

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

If we had a flat tax in America, we would not need the IRS! Abolish the IRS!