Andrew P. Breewood

Chain smoking, booze drinking, d20 rolling, nerdy as all fuck chef.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[Cat is life ~猫は人生~ @nekokolife]

赤ちゃんカモメの威風堂々とした姿がかわいい

[🔞FoldSpore! @FoldSpore]

hugging your robot girlfriend and hearing her internal fans spin faster

[🕸️ @recreatings]

they knew EXACTLY what they were doing with that caption 😭

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

he went from having a little stick figure body to having alien pincers, he is revealing his true form, he was never human

[Cute @cutecorestar]

😭

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

That’s a pretty interesting story Conor

[turbomander @turbomander]

friend: did you read that article I sent you about the negative effects of too much phone screen time? apparently the surgeon general gave like, a warning about blue light and ….
me *no longer listening*: hmm…sturgeon general…

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

It is time.

[Carver Descartes🧑🏽‍🦱 @ApplaudAhhJones]

They gon find you like Elvis

[🇭🇷dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

Will never get over the sheer amount of piss required to cake his jeans the way he has