CLOWN OF THE WEEK — THREE-WEEK SENTENCE 🤡‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨
Congratulations to Berko, who has somehow secured Clown of the Week for the next three weeks after an all-time Gameweek 5 disasterclass.
When asked to explain the team selection, Berko said:
“I had a dream. I saw the numbers 3, 0, 1 and 0. I thought it was the lottery. I didn’t realise it was my FPL bench.”
The man saw a vision and still didn’t clock that it was four players combining for the grand total of absolutely nothing.
No further questions. No interview required. The evidence is on the pitch.
Congrats, brother. Enjoy your three-week reign. 🫡🤡
#fpl #3weeksentence #goodvibes
🚨 BREAKING: GOOD VIBES CLOWN OF THE WEEK 🚨
Papa Kobina takes the GW4 crown after captaining Dewsbury-Hall for Papa’s Team
convinced he’d discovered an encrypted FPL masterclass. Sadly, it was a phishing link.
“I can identify suspicious links, but apparently not suspicious captaincy picks,” he said in a brief statement.
Papa’s Team remains under investigation for crimes against expected points.
#FPL #GW4 #ClownOfTheWeek #PapasTeam #DewsburyHall #GoodVibesFC
Evil Twins Collaboration 🥶🙂👈🏾🤡🏆
Congratulations to Hazzassins Creed and Vtty5 for jointly claiming this week’s top honour
Special congrats to Francis Ocran, who used his Wildcard. “The planning was there, the chip activated, but the points missed the meeting,” he said
#FPL
🚨 🤡 Clown of the Week: Papa Yaw Annor (Abonten FC).
“No data, no signal,” he said, after missing Watkins-to-Saudi news and captaining him for GW2. Abonten FC finished on 39 points. Well done on the milestone achieved.
He has stepped down to focus on finance. #WeOutside
FPL Clown of the Week: Kofi Sekyi-Cann
“Nsona FC” — dropped 28 points, captained Furo (0 pts) over HAALAND, then deleted his whole account saying “it was a waste of time.”
Retiring undefeated, straight into marriage. Legendary exit. 🐐📉 #FPL