Nez 🇳🇿

Kiwi Dad living in Hungary 🇳🇿

Personal assistant, hair stylist, makeup artist, and therapist to my 3 year old daughter.

[Nez 🇳🇿 @Nez99]

I'm very keen to follow more Kiwis living in Europe! I love engaging in conversation about culture differences.

If you know anyone like that please let me know so I can follow them!

If you are one of these people that I've recently followed please follow back!

[Nez 🇳🇿 @Nez99]

@dadmann_walking Back when I was a kid I meant 'uncoordinated'

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@tarunvats33 No back button? 😜

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@SLKVinyl The massive camera bump just makes the thinness pointless IMO

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@Superbru Sorry dumb question but whats the easiest way to know when scores are finalised for SR Predictor and Fantasy? 🙏

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Do Boomers even realize all their calls are on speaker phone? 😂

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Tipped minimum wage in America is $2.13 an hour .

$85 for a 40 hour week if you get no tips.

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Squid game season 2 is out! It's time for parents to stay up late and binge 🔥😂

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@flyincanadian81 @GauthierBaudin I think Reece gave up. If Reece had the ball he would have been twice as fast.

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@flyincanadian81 @UtdFaithfuls Yeah Garnacho is lazy as fuck. Also, did you see at the end of the video, Palmer threw the ball away? Did he get a yellow for that?

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@ow @FlyAirNZ Yeah I hate this rule that you can't buy a seat for anyone under 2. Have they seen how big a 1.9 Year old is?!

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@roversfan20 @peterohalloran Hey Raj meet Peter! You are both my friends. Glad you met! 😘😂❤️

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Hey @Thebuttsmarn thought you might be interested in this as you speak a lot about only fans creators ! 😘

https://t.co/2sTexaC0W8

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@ShirtPunch too many horror tshirts and too many collages and 3x3 grids. Where are all the mash up and clever tshirts you used to have?!

[Nez 🇳🇿 @Nez99]

The Joker 2

A Batman movie about the prime batman villain The Joker which doesn't feature Batman and ends up explaining that Joker is not the Joker.

If the movie was called 'Arthur' it would have been fine. It had nothing to do with DC Comics 🤷

[Nez 🇳🇿 @Nez99]

@roversfan20 It's impossible!

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I have all notifications turned off for all apps except a couple of messaging apps. It is INFURIATING that the other apps suggest you turn on notifications EVERY time you open them as if you have made some silly mistake ! Grrr!

[Nez 🇳🇿 @Nez99]

Your wife's 'get out of jail free' card for literally anything she does:

"well, I had to look after 2 sick kids!"

🙏🤷❤️

[Nez 🇳🇿 @Nez99]

@roversfan20 😜

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If you order Chester Bennington on Temu you get this guy on the left

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@roversfan20 I don't want to be that guy 😂

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Every time I see a dude with saggy tits I do a set of pushups