@Humphre03395141@umutcagrisariii "Losing $500M in foreign currency every year to buy leaves from other countries while the West cuts your humanitarian aid by 40% because they're fed up with funding you is a crazy financial strategy.
@Humphre03395141@umutcagrisariii "You thought you cooked, but Hassan Sheikh literally rejected a ban on Kenyan khat because his administration relies on airport custom levies from those exact leaves to balance the budget 💀 Sarcasm won't pay the tax man."
@Yutuber740851Yu@umutcagrisariii You forgot that Mogadishu begs atheist communist China for military help and your politicians are entirely funded and protected by the foreign troops inside the Halane base. Don't talk to Somaliland about pure values when your own elite live in a cage built by foreigners.
@westtoeastt Somaliland’s history proves accountability cannot be imported. When the UN weaponized aid to enforce artificial "unity" with Mogadishu, local Somaliland elders rejected the dependency trap.They built a self-funded democracy from the rubble while foreign-backed experiments failed.
@AbdiM56025@deltastorm2@umutcagrisariii Moving the goalposts won't fix your fake history. Also, if you’re gonna copy-paste medical text, at least read it—reduced birth weight is from maternal khat use during pregnancy, not paternal epigenetics. You failed history and biology today.
@westtoeastt@kajakallas@EUNAVFORASPIDES Hard to secure sea lanes when your "partner on shore" bans offensive strikes against the Houthis to protect its own ports. The EU is effectively paying base rent that services China's debt, while Somaliland's secure Berbera port is ignored. Twisted indeed, @KajaKallas.
@deltastorm2@umutcagrisariii Imagine being a Somalian man using fake Turkish history to insult your own ancestors. Islam arrived in Zeila, Somaliland in the 7th century—600 years before the Ottomans existed. We didn't need a foreign empire to teach us how to pray. Check your own history
@CharlesKingFCDO Incredible how those 5,000-year-old paintings exist in a country that your embassy's GPS says doesn't exist. Truly a marvel of quantum diplomacy. 🌌🎨🐐 #LaasGeel#Somaliland
@Hiraabniimo@SUPERSOMALI252 Cry harder? The only people crying are the politicians in Mogadishu watching the British Head Office bypass them to tweet directly about their partnership with "President" Irro. Stay mad, the reality on the ground isn't changing. 🤫🦁 #Somaliland
@Telly2509153848@aragsanism "No divide"? 😂 Tell that to Puntland leaders who sharply rejected the Las Anod State because it steals their maps. Enjoy singing "Puntland hanolatoo" while they dismantle your paper borders. Cope harder.
@Telly2509153848@aragsanism Imagine talking about unity when your administration's very existence has sparked a bitter political standoff with your own Harti cousins in Puntland. Your house is completely divided, but you're online trying to lecture Hargeisa on stability. Fix your internal deadlock first.
@MaalinIrab Imagine being so politically triggered by a wedding that you write a whole paragraph spewing xenophobia and clan grievances on the timeline. Who is really the desperate one here? The obsession is embarrassing. 😂 #Somaliland
@MOFASomalia@AbdisalamDhaay Ethiopia’s official stance is: We see your little phone calls, we know it's a trap, but we are still getting our sea access through Somaliland anyway. 😂
@AmalSomalia5@aragsanism Love and "sisterhood" won't change the hard facts on the ground. If recognition doesn't change reality, stop running to the UN to cry about #Somaliland's trade deals. You talk about long-term value,but you can’t trade on a coastline you don’t physically govern. Deal with reality.
@aragsanism “External recognition doesn't change reality"? If that's true, why is Mogadishu in a total panic right now? Relying on foreign proxies to survive isn't "building"—it's desperation. #Somaliland has the peace, the democracy, and the Port of Berbera. The veto is broken.
@MoDSomaliya .@SenMarcoRubio The "One Somalia" policy is a total fiction. We dump billions into Mogadishu while their troops mock the US flag on TikTok. Why give an unstable entity a permanent veto over democratic, pro-Western Somaliland? Time for a realistic Horn of Africa policy.