Ngingi

Got 99 problems..

[Ngingi @NgingiBhaba]

@TheSecretScout_ 15 points deduction please 😂😂

[Rita Otis🥀 @rita_otis]

Yo 🤣😂

[Persephone @call_me_sephy]

I love strip teases

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Airbnb announces new rules banning hosts from requiring guests to wash dishes, do laundry, strip beds, or take out garbage before checkout.

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨JUST IN: David Kogan confirms he has ABSOLUTE POWER to force Manchester City’s owners to sell the club.

Kogan also says he has a “reasonable idea” the Premier League wants the case CLOSED by the end of this season.

Kogan is the Head of the English Football Regulator.

[Premier League Panel @PremLeaguePanel]

Declan Rice is the best midfielder in the world at defending. This on its own would be enough to make him a world class midfielder. But then he’s also excellent at ball-carrying, is decent at long passes/switches and chips in with goals/assists. Phenomenal midfielder.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A 64 year old man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”

[Benjamin Fernandes 🇹🇿 @Benji_Fernandes]

Calling it now: Harry Kane wins the Ballon d'Or on Monday, 26 October at the London Palladium. He'd be the first Englishman to win it since Michael Owen in 2001, and he's doing it in London. 61 goals in 51 games, and it's his year. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #BallonDor

[🕳TOKYO🕳 @TOKYOXon]

Peer pressure isikufanye uoe before ufike 60 years 😂

[1966 @newadam123]

Tyla gym dedication is paying off 😳

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

🗣️ NYC Mayor and Arsenal fan Zohran Mamdani: “How are you as a Liverpool fan right now?”

Reporter: “Well…”

🗣️ Mamdani: “I mean, you got beat by a team that shouldn’t even be in the league.” 🤣 💀

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

🖤

[Pelé @Pele]

I have scored 1283 goals in my life,

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Do your jobs @premierleague - you’ve found @ManCity guilty of all 115 charges, making them the biggest cheats in football history. So now announce their punishment immediately, act on it, and save this season from being an irrelevant farce.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

First manager to WHAT 😭😭😭

[Karani @Weyne_west]

Do you have a former president?

[Agniveer Arteta @backtotrolling]

They beat this stat every year I respect the consistency.

[Salim Masoud Said @salimosaid]

.@tplboard you need to be framing these sort of quotes around at HQ, in addition to providing full protection for Keletso whenever he’s back in South Africa

[Young Africans SC @YoungAfricansSC]

SHA SHA MAN⚽️🙌🏽

[Young Africans SC @YoungAfricansSC]

HT’| #NBCPremierLeague

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