Nicola GordonThaxter

I am an outspoken writer interested in things that make me think deeply and things that make me laugh so loudly and uncouthly I get funny looks.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Beauty before and after

[Baltimore Police @BaltimorePolice]

Missing Teen

The Baltimore Police Department is requesting the public's assistance in locating 15-year-old Pike Harper Kai-Ayre.

Pike Harper was last seen on June 29, 2026, at approximately 2:00 p.m., in the 2400 block of Dumfries Court. She was last seen wearing a black T-shirt and pink and red pants.

Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Pike Harper Kai-Ayre is urged to contact detectives at 410-396-2499 or call 911.

[Jason Rothwell @smile_on12]

Love it #countbinface

[Temporada Ciclónica RD @TemporadaCiclon]

¡GLORIA A DIOS EN LAS ALTURAS!🙏

15 dias bajo los escombros, un niño fue rescatado con vida!
¡AUN HAY VIDA #DIOSMIO! ❤️
#GraciasTodoPoderoso ❤️
Que la felicidad reine en medio de la tragedia. #Venezuela #Terremotos

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

Shellyann is a teacher who is facing a tough battle with a lung condition that makes everyday life a challenge. Your support can make a real difference. Please consider donating/sharing her story to help her pay for oxygen treatments & breathe easier

https://t.co/cPerBewwCI

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Very witty from Ed Davey...

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

#MISSING
Le'Airia was last seen on May 16, 2026 in Wichita, Kansas.
https://t.co/rHNBz0YiYE

[PPD Missing Persons @PPDMissing]

Missing Juvenile Janiyah Cureton from the 22nd District https://t.co/GjISUXbKTF

[Creole Louisiana 🇺🇸 @bAnthonYsr]

Nolan Wells was a popular guy. His friends are posting TikToks of them together‼️🔥
#RIPNolanWells

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My boyfriend's sleep-talking has gotten increasingly specific. Last week he sat up, pointed at the wall, and said "the pelican knows what you did" then laid back down. Tonight he goes "babe we need to talk about the strawberries." I'm like "what strawberries" and this man, FULLY ASLEEP, says "don't play dumb, we both know they're planning something." I recorded it and played it for him this morning. He got quiet and then goes "okay this is gonna sound weird but I've been having a recurring dream that we live in a world where strawberries are sentient and plotting a revolution, and I'm the only one who believes it." He's had this dream 30+ times. He has lore. He knows their leader's name (Gregory). He knows their battle strategy. I asked why he never mentioned it and he said "I didn't want you to think I was crazy." TOO LATE, MICHAEL.

[Baltimore Police @BaltimorePolice]

Missing Teen

The Baltimore Police Department is requesting the public's assistance in locating 17-year-old Fanara Streams.

Fanara was last seen on July 10, 2026, at approximately 11:00 a.m., in the 300 block of Marydell Road. She was last seen wearing all pink clothing, including crocs, and riding an electric scooter.

Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Fanara Streams is urged to contact detectives at 410-361-9929 or call 911.

[Scout ✘ @NanoScouts]

In a just society

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

This Chinese guy has successfully exposed all magicians 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Robert Sproggit 🇪🇺🇮🇪 @robertsproggit]

A lot of people maybe unaware but @CountBinface raises money for Shelter through his merchandise sales on his intergalatic website.

Nigel Farage helps himself.

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

Hands up if you think there should be a BBC Question Time Claction by-election special.

Nigel Farage Vs Count Binface.
#bbcqt

[Luciana @LucyPN]

Los gemelos Mateo y Matías Peña, de 3 años, rescatados con vida en la tragedia de La Guaira, NO HAN APARECIDO. Sus padres los siguen buscando.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Markets spiral after the Islamic Republic of Japan sends Godzilla to blockade the Strait of Hormuz.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

Before the Swifties descend on me, and honestly, are there Swifties on X, or did they all migrate to Instagram and Bluesky, let me say this clearly.

This is not a shot at Taylor.

The woman is a billionaire. She spent an estimated $20 million on a wedding at Madison Square Garden, which sounds insane until you realize it is about 1% of her net worth. That is the equivalent of you or me spending a few hundred bucks on a nice dinner. And then she quietly handed $26 million to food banks on her way out the door. Whatever you think of her music, that is a woman who can afford the party and paid it forward. Good for her. No notes.

My problem is not the billionaire. My problem is the rest of us.

Because somewhere along the way, normal weddings got completely unhinged. The average American wedding now runs around $36,000. Thirty six thousand dollars. For one day. For a lot of couples that is the single biggest check they will ever write before a mortgage, and they write it before they own a single thing.

And I want to gently grab those young couples by the shoulders.

You are not Taylor Swift. That is not an insult. It is a gift.

That same $36,000 is a real down payment on a real house. It is a fully funded emergency account. It is the seed of a college fund for a kid you have not had yet. It is a foundation instead of a photo album.

You can get married at the courthouse and mean every word. You can do a backyard with string lights and your aunt’s potato salad and cry just as hard. You can run to Vegas and laugh about it for fifty years. The marriage is the point. The wedding is just the invoice.

Nobody at your fifteenth anniversary remembers the chair covers. They remember that you built a life.

Spend like the billionaire only if you are the billionaire. The rest of us should throw a beautiful, joyful, sensible party, and put the house money on the house.

That is not being cheap. That is being in love with your future instead of your Instagram.

🦋

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Unbelievable, just when you think they can't sink any lower Sky news have doorstepped Count Binfaces family

[☆ @fwskiiii]

Ja Rule's son looks more like Ja Rule than Ja Rule looks like Ja Rule😂