Niall Maclean

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@offtheballbbc What did Duncan Ferguson turn down as a bargaining plea in favour of 44 days in Barlinnie?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@offtheballbbc Apart from Tannadice Park, what else is expensive, battered on the outside and full of minced arseholes?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@offtheballbbc Who recently pipped Tom English to producing the most waffle in 60 minutes?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@offtheballbbc By what year do Fife Council plan on rolling out dial-up internet to Cowdenbeath?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@offtheballbbc What was written in crayon on the A La Carte at Grosso's when Si Ferry left Slaney in charge of the menu?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@offtheballbbc After witnessing the England players at full time on Wednesday night, what else is flat, cut to pieces and often gets served by foreign outfits?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@Nathanswfc2004 No culture or sense of identity so you scrape the barrel and sing Wonderwall. Gimpy. Chuck your pints instead of drinking them when you score. Gimpy. Act superior but cry when your inferior neighbours have a bit of banter. Mega Gimpy. You are the Gimp's Gimps.

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@KennyTheLength Well done Ken! That degree proving it's worth 👏🏻

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@KennyTheLength Thought it was the "jocks" looking for the pat on the head?? #learntisaword

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@KennyTheLength Oooh Kens learnt a new word

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@Albrochier Ooh love us Texas

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@TheFootyFeed A lot of England fans projecting their own insecurities onto Scotland going on in this tournament

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@_CM_67_ Those results comfortably reflect our ranking in each point in time

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@JamTarts Who's he shooshing?? Honestly can no player in world football just stand and look at the camera now

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@bealolufc And what's not performative about you ignoring the other 1,299 bars in Boston to post this crying about it?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@Chris_Rolph123 @linzeo @BRFCJohn No you're right Chris, it's definitely not.

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@Albrochier Who needs the pat on the head now?

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@erlsellick Unfortunately folk just double-down on these wild opinions now just to be "edgy" and claim some sort of hipster-esque insightful superiority

[Niall Maclean @NiallMaclean1]

@cheltcanary Aye no chip on your shoulder to be seen